As you will note, I am not gay. I am constantly amazed and turned on by a well shaped narrow but shapley female butt (as I presume most of the hetero world is). I have a phrase - the smaller the butt, the bigger the diamond. but I digress. For those women who have these, the smoothness and softness of their skin is amazing. And mine has a few pimples and 'eruptions'... Yuk. I am a bit hairy. More than some, less than others.
I went to see a dermatologist who nearly laughed at me. I think if you aren't dealing with skin cancer, they think that you are a bit vein.
He told me it was folliculitis and gave me some topical something or other. That didn't work so well. I still have it. I suppose it's not so good that I sit on my butt all day, most days, at work. I would really like to get rid of this. I can't imagine it's much of a turn on for any of my companions??
Any suggestions?