Very odd dog question

[Scott9]

If you were asleep in your underwear and had a 'morning erection' and your dog sat with her butt on your crotch/penis, could you get any diseases/bacteria from the dog?  It's pretty gross and embarrassing and I'd like to stop worrying about it.  I know dogs have many different bacteria and parasites that live in their digestive system/fecal matter, hence the concern.

Thanks.

[smidlapp]

Holy Cow, I never knew!!! Thanks for the info! Do you know this out of experience??

[ginger899]

ROFL! That was so funny! Thanks for cheering me up right now!

[ryanamartin1]

HAHAHAHA smidlap n ginger ... dude seriously watch out for The WangToDawgbutt Fungi!! it could fall off!!

[ginger899]

Well, if you washed or showered pretty soon after then there wouldn't be chance for any germs to really take hold.

And even so, I am of the belief that we are very tough really, and our immune systems (if we are pretty healthy) can put up with quite a lot naturally. If you knew the times I have played frisbee over and over out in the fields with my dog, then eaten something (without washing those hands, as I knew I should!) ....or even kissed my dog's head before remembering the dirty water that her dog-friend shook on her only a few hours ago!.... -and yet never even once come down with a stomach upset from all that dirt (and terrible germs!).... I think you wouldn't be too worried about what happened to you.

I am pretty sure you will be just fine. But of course do watch for any symptoms of irritation, or soreness or anything untoward, and if so, visit the doc.

[Scott9]

I can assure you that I did not have sex with the dog.  There was contact that made/makes me very uncomfortable, particularly given the thin underwear in question.  I know I'm probably being paranoid, but you never know.

Thanks.

[smidlapp]

It's more likely you gave her something! Pratice good hygiene and you'l be fine. There are no STD's your gonna get from your dog. Drop it and move on.  Good luck!!

[ginger899]

If what you describe happened exactly the way you describe it, and isn't a euphemism for something else....you probably don't have much to worry about.
Something else.....and you probably do.