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296340 tn?1336164001

TGIF....

Hello to all,

today is friday and of couse we will have 3 days weekend.  Hope you all have a safe holiday and rest alot.  

Today is my CD8 and I do not take any fertility med this cycle.  I will wait next friday to BD.  I should be ovulate by 09/05.

I have a joke want to share.  hopefully will make you laugh and forget the stress that you have while ttc.

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My Time's UP?
  
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had  so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of  it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving  in front of God,  'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'


(You'll love this)







God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'


Have a good weekend.
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Love it!!!!!!!!!   Be safe out there!!!!
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102073 tn?1309549099
HA HA HA ! :)))        Thanks for the laugh!


You too have a great weekend!
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486867 tn?1307139011
That's cute :)
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