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Share your funniest injection story!

We have been sort of serious and stressful here lately.  I thought it would be a good change to find something comical about all this tx craparama.  So, share a comical situation that wouldn't have happened without being on tx.  Hope you all enjoy this thread.  

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I did two by accident one night, right after the other.  I didn't think it was very funny but when I read you say

There's gotta be something CRAZY you did in a FOG>..

well that's pretty fogged out.
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Why was the hypodermic needle late for an appointment? Answer: It hit a busy artery by mistake.

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How did the hypodermic needle get to the other side of the street?
Answer: One strep at a time.
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LoL Nice!
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What's the diffence between a hypodermic needle manual and the Kama Sutra? Answer: The hypodermic needle manual says hold it between you thumb and forefinger and then insert using wrist action. The Kama Sutra says hold it between your *)*# and your )*#)#_ and insert it using *R$#( action.

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MissMiss says: Share your funniest injection story!
OK. I was young. Her name was Helen. We both had too much to drink.
Our clothes flew off our bodies. I threw her on the bed but missed.
It went downhill from there.
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