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Hepper treatment theme songs...

How about a bit of humor? My sicko funny bone won't leave me alone this AM and it's thinking of renaming some popular songs in the name of Heppers and Hep C treatment...How about :
50 Ways to Love your Liver (don't recall the artist of %0 Ways to Leave Your Lover)....or...
Mrs Jones, You Have a Lovely Liver (Beatles, I think)...
The Dragon Sleeps Tonight...(? artist of "Lion sleeps Tonight)...or last, but not least (complete with lyrics)
Itchy, Scritchy Back  (to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, -Billy Ray Cyrus) (Picture some poor hepper scratching madly, and doing the poodle-butt scootch in desperation...)


Itchy, Scritchy Back

C,mon scratch my back, My itchy scritchy back,
Riba rash breakout, don'tcha know?
Then please scratch my bod, my itchy scritchy bod, before I scootch my butt across the floor...

LOL~MM
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412873 tn?1329174455
Surely we can come up with something catchy for Puff the Magic Dragon???
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How about..."I'm a Hepper, you're a Hepper, wouldn'tcha like to be a Hepper too? :) ~MM
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Paul Simon is the artist on 50 Ways...

Mrs Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter was Herman's Hermits.  

Is my age showing?

I like the "I'm a Hepper" idea, but "The Dragon Sleeps" is also appealing!

jd
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96938 tn?1189799858
For a long time (a year or more) and up to about 9 minths ago 'Eyedeas' would post 'Hep Lyrics' to different songs every Friday evening.  I miss her (I think she was a she) weekly gems.
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412873 tn?1329174455
I loved it when Eyedeas would to the Friday Night Fight Songs.

Here's one I tried.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpy_pYXSpPA&feature=related

Hepatitis C has come
Here, but now soon gone
Heppers don’t fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the Peg
We can be SVR

Come on Heppers
Don’t fear the Riba
Heppers take your Peg
Don’t fear the Riba
We’ll be SVR
Don’t fear the Riba
Heppers take your Peg

La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la

Hepatitis C is done
Viruses are gone
DragonSlayers everywhere
Are SVR for eternity
DragonSlayers everywhere

40,000 men and women dx every day
Dragonslayers everywhere
40,000 men and women tx every day
Redefine happiness
Another 40,000 SVR every day
We can be like they are

Come on Heppers
Don’t fear the Riba
Hepper take the Peg
Don’t fear the Riba
We’ll be able to Slay
Heppers take your Peg

La, la la, la la
La, la la, la la

Love of life has won
Viruses are gone

Came the last night of treatment
And it was clear we would have to go on
The syringe was open and the Peg appeared
Inserted the needle and it disappeared
The Slayer won and Life reappeared
Saying, “Don’t be afraid”

Come on Heppers
Don’t fear the Riba


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547836 tn?1302832832
lol
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