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A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said.  'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered.  'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps.   'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a
mistress, and of course I have been married for 24 years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We
agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of
my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the
leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened
the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild monkey sex.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,

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315996 tn?1429054229
Guys wife says, "Tie me up, and do anything".
So he ties her up, sleeps with her sister, and goes fishing.
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You are a hoot  (or just a nut)  !!!!!!!
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Bit of both ...i know im a health nut anyway...and as for a hoot?....ive heard that expression many times...now im wondering where it came from?...

Rock til ya Drop

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3. Fig. to laugh very hard at someone or something. Everyone just howled at Tom's joke. I howled at the story Alice told.

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Origin: HOOT
1675–85; cf. Sw hut, Welsh hwt, Ir ut begone!
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