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142526 tn?1397090672

Something funny to read :)



REPLACEMENT  WINDOWS  


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.  So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last

year... that these windows would pay for themselves

in a year,,,  

Helllooooo?  It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him..

There was only silence at the other end of the line,

so I finally hung up.  He never called back.  I bet

he felt like an idiot.



    
  









6 Responses
374652 tn?1494811435
very cute, i wish it would work, i would dye my hair.
1420486 tn?1384793153
ROFLMFAO!;-)

  Thats a good one. I noticed you are a blonde, becarefull people will hit this ;-)  Thanks for the laugh
1669790 tn?1333662595
Be careful?  

Naw, we're all well behaved here ;)  So it must be true - blondes do have more fun???
Avatar universal
Blondes, you gotta love them.......... And this is exactly why i do.....:)
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Last night it was confirmed to me that blondes DO have more fun.  My 13-year-old daughter was sleeping in my bed last night.  I woke up to her talking in her sleep...with a BRITISH accent?!!?   I started laughing so hard, I had to wake her up and try and figure out what was happening in her head.  

Silly girl...gotta love her!
1652596 tn?1342011626
i enjoyed your story.  thanks for giving me a good laugh.  need more of those.  take care...belle
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