87972 tn?1322661239

*way* off topic

I haven't started a thread in here for a couple of years. This one gave me a chuckle though, so I thought I'd share it.
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00.  The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day.  The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Chuck replied,
'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said,
'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said,
'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked,
'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said,
'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said,
You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said,
'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with
Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said,
'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said,
'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck now works for the government.
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Hey - you know who they say lotteries are a tax on !
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217229 tn?1192762404
teeeheeeeeeeeeeee heee

OMG - that was funny!

Thanks dude!

You have my vote to start more threads.


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87972 tn?1322661239
Thanks all;

Your responses have been funny, and well, precious; the interpretations intriguing.

pK, I almost fell out of my chair laughing :o),

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338734 tn?1377160168

I am sure the DNC has lots of dead donkeys they would like to donate to the GOP!
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223152 tn?1346978371
Well, I can see your spirits are soaring as you pop those last few pills.

I bought one of those tickets.  If I had won I would have dressed him up and dropped him off at the local GOP HQ!

Had a friend once who go a dead horse up to someones dorm room at Sothern ILlinois University. Think he got expelled.

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Avatar universal
did the donkey wear a straw hat?
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412832 tn?1219075345
Oh, I think I can guess where this is going... Bill probably wants to raffle off his leftover ribavrin  :-)
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412873 tn?1329174455
Good one!!!
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220090 tn?1379167187
unless you own Fannie Mae stock.
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148987 tn?1287805926
Where he now offers people nothing for their 2 dollars......
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