How about milk? When I was a kid, there was only one kind of milk, Moo cow milk. That's it! Now when you walk down the milk isle in a grocery store, it goes on forever. It's 1%, 2%, low fat, skim milk, acidophilus. What the hell is going on? Acidophilus? Milk doesn't need a friend. That belongs in the yogurt section. How about Lactose Intolerant milk? ... If you're Lactose Intolerant, you can't drink milk. So what's in the carton? How about Soy milk? There's no such thing as Soy milk. It's Soy juice. But they couldn't sell Soy juice, so they call it Soy milk. Because just saying the words Soy juice, actually makes you gag. We all know there's no Soy milk, because there's no Soy titty. Is there?