my mom sent this to me in an email. I will have to see where she gets all her jokes from. But, she works in the State Probation and Parole Board here in our State and you can just imagine the type of emails and jokes she gets. LOL
Remember the Chippendale's Calendar wayyyyyy back when ? Well, maybe it's still around but I'm talkin' the original ones!
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He he I laughed my little socks off it was hard to choose a favorite one maybe the War one...........
I am glad you all liked it! Thanks!
that was so funny great way to start my day thank you
That was way too funny....brian
Thank you so much for reading this. I really thought that I would get a few more people wanting to have a good laugh. I thought they were funny too.
oops, forgot to copy onto post. Sorry.
Confucius Says:
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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch butt
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war determine who is
Left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find him in
Cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change clothes in
Basement.
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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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