My son's birthday is this Wed !
the country is going to hell in a hand basket
I am out of bed and plan to stay out TODAY !!!!
My kids are ready for santa
At the time the American colonies went to war with England, PHILADELPHIA had the largest population?
your foot is as long as your forearm (the length from your elbow to your wrist)?
I have to wear my bifocals to read this!!!
You can measure your sock size by putting the sock around a closed fist and if it fits from the heel to the toe then it should fit your foot. Well, that's what my grandmother used to tell me at least .............................
an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
bugs live in your sheets and microscopic worms live in your eyelashes
turtles can breath thru their butts........
Turtles can breathe through their butts?! Seriously?
That I was a first-seat clarinet player in elementary school?
I read that in useless facts!!!!
Wow. Wonder what that would be like...
We can change the thread to :
I wonder ___________________
i had perfect attendance at Sunday School when i was 9
i can breath through my ears
you cant drive into Iowa with a duck on your head
for some reason, I am seeing turtles breathing through their butts. Thanks to the person who planted that seed into my head. LOL.
I cant stop thinking about bugs in my bed and worms in my eyes, thank you for that...
I am useless without a nap half way through the day.