Thank you all so much for posting these funny quotes. I think we all need to have a good laugh every now and again.
You've probably all heard this one,
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, and inside a dog it's too dark to read."
"There's lies, there's damned lies, then there's statistics."
I'm not sure if made up quotes count, but my friends and I like to make up quotes sometimes. "Life is short, eat toast!" I don't know what it means, but I like it! :)
these are all very good lol.lol.....they did make me laugh and seldom i laugh now
thanks girls .....
heh heh...I'm glad we can still amuse ourselves with games and jokes. I like this thread ;)
1. If you own a watch, you know what time it is. If you own two, you aren't sure.
2. He who sits all day always on bottom.
Those were good. Thanks. Let's see some I found:
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." ~ Oscar Wilde.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
-- George W. Bush
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle