Aa
This is Hillarious!!!!
When OJ dies...
I don't care what your politics are ..... this is funny!!
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil.
'You are on my list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'
OJ thought that sounded pretty good,
so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water..
Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed.
Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing.
Such was his fate in hell.
'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so.
I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.'
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
'No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day,' commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton ,
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained
in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky , doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,
'Yeah man, I can handle this.'
The devil smiled and said . . . .. .
(This is priceless)
'OK, Monica, you're free to go.'
I don't care what your politics are ..... this is funny!!
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil.
'You are on my list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'
OJ thought that sounded pretty good,
so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water..
Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed.
Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing.
Such was his fate in hell.
'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so.
I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.'
The devil led him to the door of the next room.
In it was George W. Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
'No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day,' commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton ,
lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained
in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky , doing what she does best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,
'Yeah man, I can handle this.'
The devil smiled and said . . . .. .
(This is priceless)
'OK, Monica, you're free to go.'
ROFLMFAO AND PIMPL That was the best joke I've heard in a very long time!!!!
OMG... LMFAO !!!!!
OOOH laughed my socks off....
ROFL! Great! Oh this one is sooo good! Gotta share with hubby!
good one now I got a great joke for tommrows party ty,,,
HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!
Now this is good!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
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