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404138 tn?1308941656

Im a donkey!! What are you??

I got this email and wanted to share it with all of you...............

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT YOU ARE.. FORWARD ON TO PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK WOULD GET A KICK OUT OF THIS..INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANIMAL IN THE SUBJECT LINE AND PASS IT ON.

Don't forget to scroll down to see what it says about you.


January 01 - 09 ~ Donkey
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach
February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake
March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite
April 01 - 03 ~ Donkey
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk
May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach
June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Donkey
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite
July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Donkey
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite
August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk
September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Donkey
October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake
November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite
December 01 - 16 ~ Donkey
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog



If you are a Donkey : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk: You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

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155701 tn?1230047101
I'm a Bullfrog!  The description was accurate except for the part about me being happy-go-lucky and spreading cheer to all my sad friends.  If I was happy-go-lucky, I probably wouldn't be spending so much time b*tching and moaning on Medhelp!
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371980 tn?1276740809
Im an Ape! LOL...actually it was pretty accurate! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

My daughter is also an Ape and my son is a skunk!
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228686 tn?1211554707
I don't care how nice they describe it, I refuse to be associated with a cockroach. It's just...indecent!!!
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535822 tn?1443976780
oh Crumbs I am a Slug, I always knew I was .LOL.... I always knew the old man was a snake...
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298824 tn?1349955177


I'm a skunkkkk...  My husband is slug and we made one cockroach baby and two parasite babies...What  a nice family....
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184674 tn?1360860493
What, you don't like cockroaches???

I think I'm gonna cry. :-(:::
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640829 tn?1230996060
I'ma Slug too...

This descript damn well suits me too, esp right now (lol)

If you are a Slug: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!
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404138 tn?1308941656
LMAO April2

so many Slugs in slugville and they should really give different names who wantts to be considered a skunk, ape or parasite ...although the descriptions are flattering. lol

not too many cockroaches....whew
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198506 tn?1251156915
Teko....I'm a skunk too.
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184674 tn?1360860493
I'm a cockroach and my son is a parasite. I don't know what else to say...
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203342 tn?1328737207
Aaak, I'm a slug! Apparently, so is my daughter. The funny thing is all the guys in my house are donkeys. Hmm.
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186166 tn?1385259382
April 16th...count me in too...slugsville all the way :)
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105530 tn?1279585282
Mid

I'm a slug too and i thought i was going to be on my own

at this rate they will have to make a slug forum!

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489725 tn?1280052553
thats interesting
yeah i'm a slug as well ...definently a night bug ,
slug hugs to all in slugville
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401786 tn?1309152034
LOL sarah, true DAT!!
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495284 tn?1333894042
It is better than being a "bat" Jacqui!!!!!
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401786 tn?1309152034
Apparently, "slugs" are insomniacs or night owls.....I'm both..oy.
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549511 tn?1271775930
Can you believe it I have to slugsville too!! Poor PK1 is a parasite!! Well catchya later Im off to slugsville LOL
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495284 tn?1333894042
Wecome to Slugville Jacqui!!!!  I am right there with you!!!!  Mischief huh???  Time to get our game on girl!!!
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401786 tn?1309152034
I'm a freakin' SLUG!  ....well, I DO have to say, the paragraphs that describe these animal/insect qualities are ALOT better than you'd think!  
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393419 tn?1228447393
I'm an Ape!

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541150 tn?1306033843
Oh my God, I'm a parasite.
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568659 tn?1256139982
Apparently, I am a parasite. Some stuff is true but it isn't dead on.
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