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Pope Benedict Does It Again

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The House Speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope, “Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
  
He doubts it, so she shows him.

Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
  
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do.

"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.
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611067 tn?1458591483
LOL!!!  That was a good one!  Can we slap all of them?  LOL!!!!
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535822 tn?1443976780
Whoops I needed another good chuckle ......
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Avatar universal
LOL!!! That is funny! Thanks for making me laugh! lol
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535822 tn?1443976780
I Love it thanks for the laugh I have just got up so it has started my day well...A lot of folks would like to be the Pope !!!!!!
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Avatar universal
HAHAHAHAHAHA love it!
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