SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[lostdreams]

These are absolutely, without a doubt, the best remedies I've ever seen!

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1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.  

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers - simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.  

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.  

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then, you'll be afraid to cough.  

6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.  

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.  


Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

[ChitChatNine]

Bubble gum stuck in hair:  Peanut Butter removes it.

[suzi-q]

Great!!  You put a smile on my face!

[kitty51]

just as well that I dont have high blood pressure! LOVE IT LOL

[lostdreams]

Glad you liked. It gave me a giggle.

[Myown]

Glad you posted this - soooo funny!!

[dominosarah]

I love those especially the slinky!!!!!  

[Mollyrae]

That was so funny that I had to e-mail it to my friends

[lagoya]

lo they are so funny ,,
i had an electrical problem in my house the other day ,did i get out my hammer oh yeah ,,did i make a big hole oh yeah  is the hole still there oh yeah lol  [i did fix the wire though

i like the slinkie one