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What Religion is Your Bra?

A friend forwarded this one to me.  Thought it would make someone else's day, too.

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's
and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?'
asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,'
said the saleslady,
as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour
and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked
about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled,
the man asked about
the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
'It is all really quite simple. .

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,
but couldn't figure out
what the letters stood for,
it is about time
you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen
and
{I} I can't get up!...

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all that will appreciate it!
They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen
16 Responses
784382 tn?1376931040
lmfao!!!...that was super cute!!
Avatar universal
HAHAHAHAHA OMG. i'm forwarding that to everyone i know.

LOVE IT!
Avatar universal
LOL! Too cute! Thanks! lol
219241 tn?1413537765
I love it! My cousin used to call them Over the Shoudler Boulder Holders!
365714 tn?1292199108
I guess I'd have a "double dang".... and around a thin body it does not fit well...
495284 tn?1333894042
This is good!!!!!!!!
1013194 tn?1296459481
Lol this is great..am passing it on:)
334400 tn?1276894313
I have seen some explanations before, not this one. LOL so cute!!
Avatar universal
Can't complain :-)))  Losing weight shrinks them so this may change and I may make it into the barely there...lol!  
Avatar universal
My oldest sister made it into the H (actually a double H ) along her years....when she was heavier.
740516 tn?1360942486
Baptist would be better for me  :-)
Cool joke!
637356 tn?1301924822
This was very good!
599170 tn?1300973893
H could be He!! I nursed 3 kids and look what happened !
Avatar universal
I have been jumping around and found this.  I loved it.  Brought a smile to my face.
Avatar universal
LOVED IT!
Avatar universal
hahaha this gave me a good laugh.
love it(:
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