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1028452 tn?1537448484

Will you marry me?

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End  
8 Responses
684030 tn?1415612323
rahim... you always manage to find stories and jokes that make my day... thanks!
203342 tn?1328737207
Hm, I wonder if the same could be said for the woman? :o)
535822 tn?1443976780
Ha Ha Ha   you are a card Rahim, always a smile and a joke .....
483733 tn?1326798446
If the girl was confident and didn't feel she needed a man to take care of her she probably did live happily ever after whether she married or not.
637356 tn?1301924822
That was good.... Except it should be the woman said no and lived happily ever after. She went on with her life, didn't have a big "kid" to take care. Partied with her friends, talked all she wanted on the phone, shopped all she wanted,  didn't have to put the toilet seat down, didn't have to smell stinky farts, or listen to loud burps in public...

the end... LOL
1028452 tn?1537448484
It is good to have both side's views
but live and let's live
637356 tn?1301924822
Sorry didn't mean to offend you!  I was just making fun... It was good! I passed it on to a fellow co-worker who said he will never get married.
1028452 tn?1537448484
I am not offended at all ant not against marriage
I might have put a light on unsaid part of story

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