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Yes or No?
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within a half an hour, she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she says, "I am rechecking my answers."
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within a half an hour, she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
"I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she says, "I am rechecking my answers."
hahahahahahahaha this joke was awesome hahahaa
LoL kudos to you......ok now wheres the redhead jokes anyone....Im a dyed brunette with red streaks on top of grey a mongrel of hair...your all funny,.,.,
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache
A. Invisible
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache
A blonde sat down at her computer and a sign comes up that says, You Got Mail. The blonde goes out and checks the mailbox, comes back in and sits down at the computer. A sign pops up that says you got mail! The blonde again goes out and checks the mailbox. This happens two or three more times until the neighbor across the street who had been watching out his window, comes out and asks the woman what in the world was she doing. She said, the computer told me I had mail and I have been out here several times and there is no mail!
I love blond jokes. I would love them even if I were blond, I think.
Two blonds are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells across the crashing whitewater, "How do you get to the other side of the river?"
The other thinks for a moment, cups her hands to her mouth and shouts back "You're already ON the other side!!"
Two blonds are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells across the crashing whitewater, "How do you get to the other side of the river?"
The other thinks for a moment, cups her hands to her mouth and shouts back "You're already ON the other side!!"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So funny! Thanks for sharing :) She's smart for at least trying to check her answers, right?
So funny! Thanks for sharing :) She's smart for at least trying to check her answers, right?
LOL, geesh.
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