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483733 tn?1326798446

Your Friday Smile

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER    

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small  

Instead of telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.                

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the  mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.                

'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped.  'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'                            

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again .   Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

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598766 tn?1316991546
Just had to say thanks for the laughs, I needed that
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549511 tn?1271775930
Wanna pay himback?? I know a good one! Put plastic wrap over the toilet pull it tight and take the light bulb out of the toilet and when he goes it makes a terrible noise and a mess but its woth it Ive have pulled this stunt LOL
Its in keeping with the toilet paper~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Those were some good ones!
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637613 tn?1281039564
Very cute...but it still hurts to laugh after surgery...lol.
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***This was something someone sent me today - pretty funny.***

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was
on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
Then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No' .   I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes
with me.' Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'
'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was
getting worse.  Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This
time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled


'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


*****I thought it was funny - hope you did too!***  Happy Friday!  :)
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495284 tn?1333894042
I wonder if the guy who started this is taking his meals thru a straw!!!!!!  Thanks for the laugh!!!
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