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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s***.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
you guys are too funny.
it seems the aforementioned quote is attributed to david auerbach, the following are not----
"He that spills the Rum, loses that only; He that drinks it, often loses both that and himself." -----Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanac
“Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.”
Bible, Proverbs 31:6-7 (there's a powerful story behind that one coming to mind, but i'll save it for a more serious post).
good night yall
it seems the aforementioned quote is attributed to david auerbach, the following are not----
"He that spills the Rum, loses that only; He that drinks it, often loses both that and himself." -----Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanac
“Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.”
Bible, Proverbs 31:6-7 (there's a powerful story behind that one coming to mind, but i'll save it for a more serious post).
good night yall
hh hahahha, i love water, so im full of S###
I grew up on hot dogs!! I don't want to know what is in them. My husband told me once years ago. I had to wait until the memory went faint before I could eat another one. Poop, Worms! It is like what goes in should be going out! Some kinda way the two ends got mixed up. Maybe the hot dogs killed the worms? Ugh!
Is it true that wine is made like Lucy did on "I Love Lucy", when she was in that barrel with purple feet?
Is it true that wine is made like Lucy did on "I Love Lucy", when she was in that barrel with purple feet?
Ah!! I love it!! Im stupid and full of s**t LOL Red wine is also proven to lower high blood pressure Come and have a merlot yum yum!! Old Benny boy had a goood sense of humour then~~~~~~~~~~
well..I prefere my diet coke and according to all latest studies its bad for you but I love it,,my only addiction I dont smoke, drink or eat sugar or white flour soo, diet coke here I come LOL
"No longer drink water exclusively, but use a little wine for the sake of your stomach and your frequent ailments." (NASB)
1Timothy5:23
1Timothy5:23
RR, thats an interesting observation. A quick check with google yields no solid attribution to the quote, but several variations of it.
I am glad you have happy b a s t a r d s!!!!! LOL
Great discussion, great quote, but not Ben Franklin. Bacteria wasn't recognized and named until long after he was dead. Anyway, sip on!
LMAO now that was a good one
alienshadow, I looked this up just for you:
Beer is made by fermentation cause by bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating. In other words, it's a nice tall glass of bacteria doo-doo.
So, your drinking beer instead of water to get away from "poop" apparently backfired, lol!
By the way, I agree with PK. You don't look well. A little grayish greenish around the gills. Take some vitamins and stay away from that poopy beer! Lol!
Beer is made by fermentation cause by bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating. In other words, it's a nice tall glass of bacteria doo-doo.
So, your drinking beer instead of water to get away from "poop" apparently backfired, lol!
By the way, I agree with PK. You don't look well. A little grayish greenish around the gills. Take some vitamins and stay away from that poopy beer! Lol!
Exactly, PK, exactly, LOL
Alien,
Oh no you didn't lol. How dare you say your POOP smells like roses LOL. What do you eat then? LOL You do look dead my friend, you either need to eat more meat or you need a de-worming treatment ASAP lol.
BP, I feel the love........wait, what? LOL
Oh no you didn't lol. How dare you say your POOP smells like roses LOL. What do you eat then? LOL You do look dead my friend, you either need to eat more meat or you need a de-worming treatment ASAP lol.
BP, I feel the love........wait, what? LOL
It's not the bacteria bugs in PK; that's just her natural state of confusion, LOL.
You know we love you, PK!
You know we love you, PK!
I am slowly becoming more prone to those bas tards since I have been on earth! Look at my avatar dont I look dead? Just think thats me on a good day. My POOP isnt like you earthlings we aliens take a POOP about 3 times a year. Plus it dosent stink we aliens like to call the smell ummmm It smells like roses when we POOP
LMAO yes I have seen them smiling one day my POOP came out and it looked like a smiley face. Does that count LMFAO Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
LMAO yes I have seen them smiling one day my POOP came out and it looked like a smiley face. Does that count LMFAO Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
So you didn't know we are hosts to a zibillion of them b a s t a r d s? I know I am LOL My question is, have you ever seen them smiling at you? LOL Are they cute? LOL
They just have to be it must make them bas tards feel good to make us sick on our stomachs LOL...
Alien,
How do you know worms smile? LOL Exactly what are you NOT telling us? LOL
How do you know worms smile? LOL Exactly what are you NOT telling us? LOL
Oh i dont even get close to hot dogs!!!! Actually i have my own name for those nasty things!!!!!!!
Glad I drink more beer than water. Wouldnt want to look down and see a worm smiling at me in my POOP per say...
Oh and yeah there has been e coli out breaks in our water system
Oh and yeah there has been e coli out breaks in our water system
April, I don't eat hot dogs. I know what they put in it and...yuck!!! No thanks lol
I know what you say, it makes me not want to eat anymore. I'll just start eating raw meat like my cats LOL
I know what you say, it makes me not want to eat anymore. I'll just start eating raw meat like my cats LOL
Must be all that wine and bacteria bugs crawling around in you, PK, lol. I knew there was a reason I liked wine!
I'm sure glad I use filtered water, though, ugh.
You all don't even want to hear about all the other things that are in our foods and drinks, I'm sure! Like hot dogs? I bet you'd never eat another hot dog!
I'm sure glad I use filtered water, though, ugh.
You all don't even want to hear about all the other things that are in our foods and drinks, I'm sure! Like hot dogs? I bet you'd never eat another hot dog!
BP, eh? whuh? what? I'm confused.. LOL
It depends who I'm with, LOL. Might need one more than the other at times.
PK, you're not stupid, honey; just easily confused, ha ha ha.
PK, you're not stupid, honey; just easily confused, ha ha ha.
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