How do you not get skid marks

[OBIWAN]

I wear white briefs and I always get skid marks, espeically when I work out and my butt gets sweaty that creates skid marks (from taking a **** earlier).  I don't get it.  I wipe my butt front to back while sitting down on the toilet and it doesn't work.  I've wiped so hard that I started to bleed! Now I get blood stains in my underwear with my skid marks.  Please help me and tell me what to do!  Tell me how not to get skid marks, not having them after I work out too because my butt works up a sweat making skid marks, and not having blood stains in my whitey tidys.  THANKS!!!
And I have to get use to wiping my butt with toilet paper not cups of water that I use too because I'm joining the military so we have to wear only white briefs too. PLEASE HELP!!!!

[drsaab76]

A related discussion, Toilet habit to prevent skid marks was started.

[gogirl3195]

Get Baby Powder! Put some on your hands and rub it in between your cheeks and in the area the "stuff" secretes. Also if you put a little bit on the bottom of your underwear it will help!

[underwearskidmark]

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[dougnps]

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[Phil_Easy_Tiger]

Hi Obiwon,

While all these people are offering great advice what I think you need to do is try Easy Tiger Pre-Stained Underwear.  According to the site:  "Easy Tiger Corp makes pre-stained clothing that free people from the embarrassment of having soiled clothing by selling clothes that come already soiled and thus making it a personal decision to wear soiled clothing and not a source of embarrassment."

http://easytigercorp.co.uk/index.php?page=buy&product=pants

Best of luck with the skiddies,

Phil

[Ordinary_me]

Alright, I couldn't even bring myself to read this whole topic...

I'm going to sound like a jerk, but it doesn't bother me, because as was already said, you're really behaving like a child. Yeah, you could ask your doctor. He/She's there to help you with your physical problems, and believe it or not, a girl COULD know how things are done in the military. I mean, you're a guy, so obviously you know NOTHING about birth, right? I mean, no guys do... Impossible to know anything about something you haven't experienced first hand.

And I don't usually give people grief for this, but can you at least pay a LITTLE attention to your spelling, punctuation, OR grammar? Like I said, I'm not usually mean about it, but your attitude hasn't helped... It starts bothering me when it gets to the point where I really have trouble understanding what you're trying to say.
I'm sorry, dude, but you drive me crazy.

And F.Y.I. Skid marks are no big deal, you need to take a chill pill.

[yikesboy]

What is missing here is the reality of men's anatomy vs women's:  women don't have issues post-dump with **** that will almost always show up for a man just little while after he wipes himself silly clean.  I'm sure that there are guys out there who don't do a thorough job wiping but I can speak for a bunch of guys who tell the same sad story (it took some drinking for this to come up ;-).  We can wipe for hours and it won't matter - as soon as we move around, exercise, sit...whatever, inevitably there will be a need for a secondary wiping in about an hour (or less).  
It's kind of like the clittylitter that women can't avoid regardless of bathing/showers... Take that sirenofthesea!

Why skid marks for many guys?  I don't know but I suspect that it's a physiological thing perhaps related to the prostate.
Dr. Yikesboy

[MSKR]

I have a Very simple solution for your problem it will require (Three Things:  Soap / Water / Empty Bottle)
This is how it works: Fill up the Empty Bottle with Water or keep it in your bathroom filled up so when you are ready to go its ready and waiting.  Now after your finish you’re Business, use the water and Soap to clean yourself properly. Use the Tip of the index finger while you have a bit of soap on it to clean the sphinx.  
I guarantee you this will end your problem completely. You will feel more Clean, Smell more clean, and no more traces of facieses on your Underwear.

I hope you make use of my advice.

Best of Luck
MSKR

[icantry]

Wet wipes will definitely help. The trick is to relax your muscles and gently push the paper into your anus just a bit as you wipe. I found an awesome description at http://www.HowToWipeYourButt.com.

Good luck!

[motherknows]

Skid marks have been a problem since we have had underwear . Unfortunately there is not a lot you can do about them once they show up. there are tricks you can do to keep tidy whities. When When When you buy your new underwear, wash them in hot water with one cup of salt. The salt will lock in the color for you and has nothing to to with your problem. There are many reasons people get skids, the least of them is cleanliness . I have found after you use the restroom, take two squares of toilet paper and fold to make it look like one square. Fold that in half. place this on your backside. Don’t worry your cheeks will keep it in place. The next time you unload the paper will fall off into the toilet. Just another little tip if I can. Another problem that people have that never gets discussed is discharge.  baking soda is a great protector for that. Take a jar put some baking soda in the jar. Take a small soft brush , like a paint brush or a makeup brush, swish the brush in the baking soda and tap the brushes side to release the powder onto the inside of your underwear . It takes very little. This does two things, it will help dry up natural discharge and take any sweaty odors away. bleach can be used to keep the gray away. I would not bleach anymore than every other time. Your mom will be very proud of you. If you don’t want to go through this you can always by darker colored underwear that wont show anything.

[DRILL_INSTRUCTOR]

GET READY FOR BOOTCAMP, WE'RE GONNA PUT THOSE **** STAINS IN YOUR MOUTH AND WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE SAY ABOUT YOU WHEN SHE HAS TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY

SHAME ON YOU

DO NOT BE BRAINDWASHED BY THESE FOOLS THEY CAN'T EVEN WIPE THEY'RE BUTTS NEITHER

AHH HAHAHA! THEY'RE BE WAITING FOR YOU AND CALL **** BOY R. GEE

[JayDiddy]

You could also try a Manpon (similar to a Tampon).

Try also,  Industrial Strength Cammy Colored Depends.

I would think at your age you would know "****". But I guess you don't know "****" at this point in your life. You should be a good candidate for rapid advancement in ranks within "W's" Military.

Keep your rounds down range & good luck!

[JayDiddy]

If you are joining the Air Force, don't be concerned as your Commander in Chief doesn't know how to wipe his butt either!

Try introducing oatmeal into your diet or other high fiber foods to firm up your poops. This can help.

[Soul1]

I had the same problem. Whenever you are cleaning yourself with toilet paper, you should never wipe hard. You ought to wipe lightly. Use your washcloth apply plenty of soap and warm water to eliminate the germs and odor. Use baby powder or talcum powder in your briefs to soothe your buttocks too.

If your butt is irritated you can wet your toilet paper to soothe the redness on your anus. Afterwards you apply vaseline on your anus to soothe the soreness.  If you have diarrhea,you apply cold water on your toilet paper to avoid irritation,guy. Repeat 3 times a day.

if your butt is sweating, you should go the men's restroom applying cold water and  wipe your butt lightly to soothe you anus.  Carry a small jar of vaseline petroleum jelly in your book bag or sports bag. Guy.  

[indiexoxkittie]

This exact problem happens to me, and I finally found out the answer (which someone already mentioned briefly): you aren't getting all the poop out before you start wiping.  After you think you're "done" sit there and push some more, it may take a while, but make sure it's ALL OUT before you start to wipe, or you'll sit there endlessly wiping until you start to bleed, because there's still a peice of **** in there sitting in your hole.

[siren of the sea]

good luck to you. keep your head up and know that the little things dont really matter when you are dealing with bigger and more important issues.

[OBIWAN]

god damn it u guys r right. my bad. y should i worry about skid marks? damn its not gonna kick me out of boot camp. u know u guys giving attutide made me realize that who gives a damn about ur undies. well boot camps coming im leavin on monday. thanks for ur help making me realize im just a little punk kid whining about bullshit.

[siren of the sea]

butt after that said your going to join the armed forces and your being a sissy lala? your going to protect our country and youre being a weiner about skid marks???? my husband is in his 18th year of the navy and i cant imagine him acting this way. what will you do in iraq? cry and run? then dont join. get a grip, get masculine and protect us like your job requires.

[siren of the sea]

hopefully with that this will be laid to rest. even though i couldnt help myself here.

[siren of the sea]

look we have given advice and you act like a child. i guess you will get your in boot camp. i meant it is not normal to **** yourself while working out (since i figure these words you understand) yes you tell your dr that. you excrete feces when working out. you think your such a special case that nobody has had anything more embaressing to share??? oh you little boy

[OBIWAN]

dicuss this with my doctor? what am i gonna say...am i wiping my ass right? i dont know. i dont think its a medical problem. i got boot camp next week now and im screwed. im gonna get skid marks all the time and my drill instructor will yell the **** out of me and embarrass me in front of everyone. i wipe a lot okay. wiping so much that i bleed. and still shits in my underwear after i work out. u know ur ass sweats and makes skid marks. theres no escape... its over for me.

[siren of the sea]

we wear little thongs or g strings and guess what? no poop. like the million of posts here and like ocean said we wipe till there is nothing there. i dont understand why its a problem for some men. my dh has no mess in his chonies. my son is 8 and getting better and better. the one thing that concerns me is you having this happen while working out. maybe you should discuss this with your dr to see if there is some problem.

[thintowin]

Dude......You need to chill and just read through all the comments that people have posted, your answer is here.

I was in the Air Force and trust me...Once you get out of basic training, you can pretty much do what you want!  
I used to have this problem sometimes but I think its just a matter of not being in a hurry and just making sure your clean.  I don't wear any underwear at all now...my wife and her brother talked me into that and HOLY cow I like it much better, My balls arean't all tight like they used to be and it just makes it easier to be a little spontaneous.  

You gotta take some time for yourself and make sure your clean all over......Girls don't wanna smell yucky stuff!  

PS...Another trick I learned from my brother in laws stripper girlfriend is to wipe just a little antibiotic ointment on your anus after you shower and that will kill any residual smell down there......The cleaner you are the more you get laid!!  AND YOU WILL get laid in the Air Force, Especially at EGLIN, AFB in Ft. Walton Beach, FL!!!

[OBIWAN]

u said wear tampoons? yo im a guy! and surfergirl how do u really know that guys dont have to wear whitey tidys for their military career ur a girl. damn i sound kinda mean but thanks for ur help. i think i know wut the problem is though. im kinda new to this wiping ass thing cuz i usually use a puckets of water. the thing is that my ass bleeds probably cuz it isnt use too being wiped or and im wiping way to hard or both. so the stains i see is really blood stains. its not red, they look like skid marks though but it can be blood stains cuz my ass sweats from working out and wen i look at my underwear im like o **** its there! so it might be that. any advice on wut to do? thanks a million! and the af dude r u sure that laundry duty only see it? y do we have to bring laundry detergent then? and wont ppl know that the underwear is ours cuz we get it returned right? like our social security number is on it or our names or something right? thanks. o yea and wut if we do get skid marks in boot camp? will something happen to us like our D.I. will yell the **** out of us and make us clean our underwear by hand or something. damn those d.i. make me nervous!