I get boners do to stimulants like the dogs running across my lap. Do to this I tend to keep my kids from bouncing around on me because I don’t know why I get these boners and I know what it would look like. Well my son 1 year old was having a blast bouncing on my chest and I was letting him he got off of me and my wife went to hug me and noticed the Boner and me explaining “it’s not a sexual boner” is not good enough and she’s wanting to take the kids and run calling me weird and a preditor. Please help me why did this happen what do I say how do I save my family.