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OT- Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is  International Very Good Looking, Dam* Smart  Woman's Day, so please send this message to  someone you think fits this description. Please  do not send it back to me as I have already  received it from a Very Good Looking, Dam* Smart  Woman! And remember this motto to live by: Life  should NOT be a journey to the grave with the  intention of arriving safely in an attractive  and well preserved body, but rather to skid in  sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the  other, totally worn out and screaming 'WOOO  HOOOOO what a ride!'

To  the Girls !!

Inside  every older person is a younger person --  wondering what the heck happened.  
-  Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside  me lives a skinny woman crying to get out But I  can usually shut her up with cookies.  
(Unknown)

The  hardest years in life are those between ten and  seventy..
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-  

I  refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of  them as stray eyebrows.
- Janette Barber-

Old  age ain't no place for sissies ..
-Bette  Davis-

Thirty-five  is when you finally get your head together and  your body starts falling apart.
- Caryn  Leschen -

If you  can't be a good example -- then you'll just have  to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

I'm  not going to vacuum 'it until Sears makes one  you can ride on.
-  Roseanne Barr-

Behind  every successful man is a surprised woman
-  Maryon Pearson-

Nobody  can make you feel inferior without your  permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

When  life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt  and call me over!!

From my sister to me today!

Audrey

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147426 tn?1317265632
Inside MY body is a skinny woman screaming to be let out.  I know.  I ate her.

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338416 tn?1420045702
What was it Terry Pratchett said?  "She thought she must be anemic, because every time she looked in the mirror she saw a fat girl?"
1260255 tn?1288654564
I hope that it wasn't me that you ate! The doctors refer to me as thin, but I am in fact underweight. So kind of doctors to be diplomatic.

I'll gladly take some of your weight as long as I have the choice in terms of where I can place it on my body!

Audrey

338416 tn?1420045702
Yeah, we never do - whenever I lose weight, it always seems to come off the top, not the bottom.
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