I had to share this. My boss of 13 years who I had to leave when I remarried and moved to Washington sent it to me. I hope it makes you giggle too, albeit in somewhat bad taste. . .
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features;
If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.