Pregnancy Q & A Jokes

[Mochica]

(!!! THIS IS A JOKE !!!) I found this funny so I thought I'd share. I was researching the MTHFR gene before my Doctor's appointment today and found this. A moment of levity.

Pregnancy Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes , in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

[Miranda9]

LOL, the tornado/air current comparison:)

[joal]

Those are very cute.

[PamelaBee]

That's too funny!  My husband came up with a funny one when I was pregnant with our son.  After he was born he asked me.."So, how did it feel to have a penis inside you for 9 mos? "

[youme123]

I knew we became friends for a reason!  My favorite:  Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.  Sigh - if only we could!  Thanks - I needed this laugh!

[wanting4#1]

This is too funny!  Thank you soooooo much for sharing :)