Im beem negleting my husband in thr sex department so yesterday I decided to go all out and beautify myself so I could make him happy. So we took a shower and he got out so I could shave and I got extremlely light headed. I got out of the shower which is connected to our room and is right next to the bed so while he laid down the door was still open and I crunched down and started puking all over the toilet, I couldnt help it from the presser of throwing up I started peeing all over the floor and my nose started bleeding everywere. HE SAW EVERYTHING! I completly killed the mood:(
wen i first found out i was prego it was round the time school was starting nd i went to the school with a friend to walk around nd find my classes so im not lost the first day, nd this college has a very HUGE campus nd hills nd stuff nd it was extremely hot nd by onw of my class buildings i sat down cuz i felt like i was ganna pass out nd i started throwing up in the bushes :/ nd wen some random girl walked by us i tried to make it look like i wasnt doin anything nd she stopped by us so we decided to juss leave nd go home nd while walkin all the way back to the car we were in a pretty much empty parking lot only a few cars i seen my car, it looked so close but yet so far away i had to stop nd sit on the floor of a car space nd juss started throwin up nd someone came to their car nd was juss watchin me throw up :/ i couldnt help it...
nd another time by my friends moms house right after i picked her up we barely got to the stop sign nd i had to put the car in park to open the door to throw up :/ i had horrible morning sickness... i have more pretty embarrasing throwin up stories too haha
Mines is I can't hold my farts in to save my life. They literally come out on its on. And they be stankin so bad lawd knows I can't deal with em. I be gagging from them. Smh
I've had a couple.. I got pulled over for forgetting to turn my lights on and the cop asked if I had kids and I start bawling all crazy like and screamed "I am pregnant!!!!" The cop was trying not to laugh and told me he just wanted me to get home safely for my baby's sake. Lol.
The weekend before I found out I was pregnant I wasa having sex with my hubby and puked all over him it was awful.
I didnt realize my bladder was as full as it was and sneezed and peed my self! sad part is one of my residents laughed and said ive got a depends for you in the closet :( lol
Yes, I have so many. I have a few makin' announcements and sayin' wrong things at work or I'll stutter or forget what I'm sayin' and juss hang up while In the middle of It when I work Fitting Room and you hear customers start laughing and my co-workers make fun of you all day. =[
One day, I was talkin' to my boyfriend and we were heading up to our apartment and I wasn't payin' attention and almost walked Into someone else's place, I turned the knob and was about to open the door until my boyfriend stopped me. He still gives me sh*t about It and tells me "Don't forget, apartment 201 babe, look at the numbers If you have too" Lol.
When I was pregnant with my daughter, I was working as a manager at target. A guest started yelling at me, and I couldn't take it anymore. I ended up in a supply closet crying for almost an hour. Lol, no one knew what to do. They couldn't get me to stop.
I also got to the point where I couldn't keep my balance. I constantly fell over all the time.
Oh! And I cried on Christmas eve, because I was riding the bus with a bunch of gifts in bags, and my 9 month pregnant belly made me so big and in the way!
I was trying to get out the car to talk to the mechanic and got stuck O_o
I was on break sitting outside at a table eating then out of nowhere threw up without a warning everywhere! Pretty embarrassing