Dear Little Monkey,

[lala_mommy]

I'm soo very excited,  anxious,  and more than anything filled with joy that you'll be present in our lives very soon- but not soon enough! You have two very impatient older sisters who are waiting to meet you and your daddy (who although doesn't admit it) is even more nervous than when both your sisters arrived. ;)
Although I do love you so so much,  I must kindly ask that please be a little more gentle on momma! It may look like a nice place to stretch and kick but mommies organs (including bladder) would greatly appreciate a break. I'm not sure your aware of this but momma had a minor accident in her pants while in the home improvement store! 20 ft away from the door and she just couldn't make it since someone was kicking away on her bladder. I'm afraid one of these your foots going to pop out while I'm in the toilet- now I won't even mention the "fun" mom and daddy try to have and how "unfun" it turns out. :P
Well my monkey I hope you decide to turn around the proper way so maybe I can get just a little break now and then. I now have a routine to use the restroom before leaving the house and as soon as we come home.
  We look forward to holding you in our arms soon sweetheart! Love you more than you can imagine ♡

-Mommy ♡

[lala_mommy]

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[lala_mommy]

Lol, my hubby was with me also- but he made it to the restroom at that store. When he walks out he looks at me and goes "Did you make it?" ...But then looked at my posture (legs crossed leaning) and goes "Oooh." :/
He knew better than than to giggle then and there. :P

[thenewmrs_b]

I could have written this myself... the other night I was cooking and baby boy head butted my bladder so hard I peed all over myself... my husband was like with? Did your water break... I admitted it was just pee and he looked at me so confused and asked "does that happen often?" I was so embarrassed so I can only slightly commiserate as I wasn't in public...