Omg that was bad lol. I've had so many embarrassing moments I can't even tell which one was worse lol. I've gotten stuck in restaurant tables and had to tell husband to pull the table away from me so I can get out lol, or the table is so small i have to eat sideways. Also gotten stuck in the car and my kid had to pull me out . lol. Its bad.
I farted at last ultrasound bc ulstrasound tech pressed too hard on my abdomen haha it was loud and stuck that room up my husband was with me and about died laughing I was sooo embarrassed!
^^^^ the farting one is funny!!!! I
The other day I parked my car, went into the store and when I came out some jerk had parked on the line. I could not squeeze in.....and people were looking, which pi ssed me off. I thouggt about crawling in the passenger seat of my big a ss SUV and then thought No! BS! So I went back into the store and had him paged. Then kindly asking him to move his truck. I was more embarrassed at the way I acted (I was heated) then not being able to fit. My husband died laughing when I told him !
Ditto on the gas! LOL
My doctor checked me and I started pooting lmao
Lol @ all the stories. And that's just like a husband to laugh. Mine walked ahead of me out of the hospital and was laughing at me like he didn't even know me lol
I went on a date and threw up all over the side of his car after dinner.
The only thing that I can think of is peeing on myself while throwing up on our way back from visiting relatives in another state. He pulled over so I could vomit and I peed all down my leg. I was wearing a dress thank goodness. He kept saying eww the entire ride home lol
Oh my gosh, these have me rolling, I don't know why I'm laughing so hard!
That's pretty nasty but hey what y going to do omg I would of been embarrassed..also
I am a whole body vomitor and it hurts. The other day I started feeling sick at subway so I left. Started vomiting (loudly) a block from home and ended up on the side of my drive way vomiting so much that pee'd my pants. I was loud enough the little old lady next store checked on me:-/
Oh my ladies! Too funny:) the things you have to go threw for a baby. Mine isn't to embarrassing but me and my husband went out to eat and I started to feel sick so I tried to get up and run to the bathroom.... Made it to the bathroom and threw up all over the floor, couldn't make it to the toilet. I had to embarrassingly tell the people taking orders I had thrown up everywhere in their bathroom... We left I felt so sick and so embarrassed...
Oh the vomiting! I'm so glad that faze is over lol
My most embarrassing moment was At work. I Am a bridal consultant, we sell gowns and rent tuxedos. I was Measuring a tux party about a week ago, squatted down to measure one gentleman's outseam, promptly lost my balance, fell on my butt, rolled onto my back and the skirt on my dress flipped up flashing my maternity panties to everyone. I was so mortified, I started to laugh hysterically and then promptly burst into tears. The guys were so sweet about it. They helped me up & swore up & down that they didn't even see anything. One of them even went and got me a tissue from my coworker and they tipped me $20 for my time.
My husband and I went out for breakfast on his birthday and I puked on my plate. Then I sat for 10 seconds, thinking I'm fine. I wasn't, so I dashed to the bathroom. I didn't make it in time and I vomited in my hands in front of two tables of people enjoying breakfast no longer. It was awful.
Omg that's embarrassing!! Lol
Wow! These r so sad! I couldn't imagine going threw any of these! I haven't really had anything happen to me but I've messed with a few people.....i went and bought beer and cigs (for my hubby) and everyone one in line was looking at me like I was crazy! And i bought a pack of condoms (for my bff) and the lady at the register laughed! I love doing stupid things! I hope nothing happens to me like these though!
2Weeks ago I was sitting outside with friends and I sneeze and peed on my self smh luckily they was drunk so they ain't notice til my 7Yr old said mommy why your dress wet ewww you peed on your self I was so embrass
On vacation in Jamaica at 11 weeks pregnant and decided snorkling was a good idea - it wasn't. I left my husband in the water and got back on the boat. I instantly vomited over the edge of the boat and looked down and all the other snorklers were under me! I could have died. Luckily it missed their heads but surrounded them in the water. I had the whole ride back with these people AND it was a resort so your with them all week. The booze cruise had just got back that morning too so I'm sure they all just thought I was hung over. :(
Lmbo!!! Funny stories ladies!
Getting ice cream and we had our dogs and they everything we do. I bent down to give them their bowl of ice cream and I farted super loud. It just came out. I just started laughing so hard I was crying and ppl just stared at me. Hubby just kept saying really?!
on the way to my ultrasound that was over an hour away I really had to go.... So I made my husband pull over and I went behind a closed down restaurant. Little did I notice there were guys on the building next door working on the roof that saw the whole thing. now every time we go to that drs office my husband asks "if I need him to stop again, but wait there aren't guys on the roof next door so your probably ok aren't you?"