pregnancy jokes

[chanieb]

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

[BonitaMichelle]

I dont mind them if its funny.

[BabyKyRo]

I know it gets old but sometimes you just have to stop and look at it through their perspective, ya know :) You may have heard it a million times but they think they are being clever and funny and you've never heard this one before...

[janellemassy]

I kno what u mean! My whole family instead of calling me by my name all just call me prego now and they have been since i told them i was pregnant. Its not a huge deal but it does get pretty annoying!

[Doksie]

My Dad's one friend calls me fatty whilst I really am not a fat pregnant lady, really. He is also a doctor and knows very well that I am very sensitive about my weight overall even before the pregnancy. I hate it and though its a joke, it really cuts deep

[chanieb]

Yea I work with customers all day and most of them are sweet and kind but every now and then u have some that are annoying like one lady asked me if I was 8 months pregnant when I was only 6 months at the time lol. But I notice my employees are more annoying then the customers like one guy said I looked like I'm having twins lol I kinda looked at him crazy bc I'm not even that big and I could tell he felt bad. But it is what it is. In the beginning everyone was like oh ur so small now it seems like everyone is saying I'm so big. I turned 7 months today (27 weeks)

[10Angels]

Well...calling a pregnant lady fatty is not cool...not cool at all!! And for him to be a doctor he should know pregnant women are more emotional and taunts like that as funny as he thinks it is could cause pre or post natal depression. Personally I'm a real smart *** and would start calling him Pops or grandad and say things like oh you've already said that to me just a couple minutes ago... did you forget your alzheimer meds today. I'm sure he wouldn't like it if you constantly poked fun at his age or state of mind....just food for thought. I would cause I'm always down for a laugh and people like him can usually dish it but not take it.

[smith2015]

I dont mind the jokes its everything else. Why does everyone who sees ur stomach have to adk "how far are you, when are you do, is this ur first child, are y sure ur not farther, is it a boy or girl ,ect..." i just want to have a tshort made that asnwers it all and at the bottom says no you cant touch. On the bright side we only have 10-12 wks left

[Parentaladvisoryexplicitcontent]

Aww i dont get enough pregnancy jokes.. :/

[chanieb]

@Smith2015 lol ur t-shirt suggestion is so funny! I need one so bad! I get asked those questions every single day over and over lol  

[kerraayy]

I had someone tell me I was getting ready to "pop" .  Not funny!  I feel your pain.  Luckily I work with kids so i get looks of wonder and awe when they find out I am pregnant. .... then I hear about everyone in their family who is.... or ever was.... pregnant.   Lol.  A happy and healthy pregnancy for all!   :)

[BonitaMichelle]

My bf nicknamed me FATZ because of crazy eating habits while pregnant. Its kinda growing on me. I do eat a lot sometimes.

[rabeccarice]

My family says I'm a baby factory!! This is our fourth our kids are only 7,4 and 3 and I'm 31 weeks

[kayhk]

lmaooooo at your tshirt suggestion!