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what is the funniest thing your husband/bf says to you about pregnancy?
My husband recently told me:
You know your breast are getting bigger. I like it!!! Do you think the baby might be willing to share your boonies with me???
You know your breast are getting bigger. I like it!!! Do you think the baby might be willing to share your boonies with me???
Lol my fiance is obsessed with how big my boobs have got. He can't stop messing with them. They started leaking a touch the other night and I thought it would gross him out but he loved it lol. He told my belly last night - kid you are gonna have all the milk you could ever dream of. Lol
My Bf likes to grab and suck on my boobies and I told him one day he's gonna end up with milk in his mouth. I'll laugh so hard when that happens. He says he's practicing for the baby. Lol helps I guess so they aren't so sensitive. Lolol
Mine says: "Your so beautiful, babe," while either staring at my boobs or butt or feeling one either one.
Last night I was at work and texted my hubby just to see what he was up to. He says "researching boobie pumps" lol
I also asked him if he had any thoughts or feelings as to what the sex of the baby is... He says no clue, for all we know you could be growing the predator in there. Ha yeah thanks baby
My breasts have been so so sore and its painful whenever my boyfriend tries to touch them. He threatened with the "wait until you fill up and I'll milk you in your sleep" men are so strange.
Ok so this happened about 2 and a half years ago when I was breast feeding our daughter. I had just gottennout of the shower and hadn't fed her yet, so my breasts were really swollen, and my hubby made a comment on how big they were, so I said they are really heavy too, he asked to kinda cup them to feel the weight, well he ended up squeezingand got shot right on the face with breast milk. I still crack up about it. So this pregnancy he says to me all the time I will not be touching your boobs once the baby comes until your milk is gone.
My bf and I went bra shopping and I told him just to buy 3 for now and he looked at me confused and then astonished and said "Wait you mean tthey're gonna get BIGGER!!??" And then he continues to say "Man my son gonna be humongous feeding off those things" smh #Men
@lil ever time I talk about the baby kicking he tells me it's creepy. Really -_- men lol
I'm 31 weeks and video taped my belly while our daughter was kicking like crazy and when I showed my husband he said "omg there is something in there!!" .... um yeah lol
Lol omg this has to be one of my favorite post ever
He grabbed my belly last night, got down on his knees & started to talk to our boy, saying something like, "I love you, I love your mommy & I love that you gave mommy a nice round ***!" I was like omg wtf you like my *** now that I haven't been working out but when I took Pure Barre classes to make it pop you didn't say anything!!! LOL but it's true, hope my butt stays a little bigger...
My bf loves that my thighs and *** has gotten bigger. Hes like "try to keep those" I already had those but now their bigger. Lmao
Omg ladies!!! Lol.
I will be six months along this weekend, I feel HUGE!! I only gained 6lbs so far. I told my husband " I feel HUGE!" He like nah your hot I'm guessing all that weight going to the boobies and the belly. I said "I'm fat I knew it" he laughs says I love the belly it's a great place to put my cup on and the boobies....they better stay big for a really long time.
I will be six months along this weekend, I feel HUGE!! I only gained 6lbs so far. I told my husband " I feel HUGE!" He like nah your hot I'm guessing all that weight going to the boobies and the belly. I said "I'm fat I knew it" he laughs says I love the belly it's a great place to put my cup on and the boobies....they better stay big for a really long time.
Haha omg I love the milk shake thing! I am going to tell my husband tonight "hey do you want to see my milk shake" ;)
@ftm he better get use to it. With my first anytime we would have sex my milk went everywhere. I think that lasted for at least six months....
@ftm he better get use to it. With my first anytime we would have sex my milk went everywhere. I think that lasted for at least six months....
Lol my bf says the same thing.. "omg they are getting bigger"... and then says but im going to have to share them with our daughter..lol and when i told him that soon they will have milk in them he just freaks out..lol
The other night my husband asked me so I can make milkshake?? I m like I guess.. he grabs my boobs started making them shake with his hands says "milk shake!!!"
My hubby was liking the new boobs alot until recently they started leaking. Terrified the poor man! Now he just looks at them like there gonna do tricks or start shooting milk everywhere.
@charlie with my first my boobs hurt so bad my poor husband was tortured lol lucky I don't have that problem this time. Poor guys....
My OH keeps telling me it's not fair that "his funbags" are getting bigger but he can't play.. Bless him don't know how he's gonna cope when I'm feeding with them :)
Oh, yea, hubby insists he's willing to share my boobs with the baby all the time...lol
@mfayb
I'm just laughing my *** off here.
I asked my husband. Why are men so obsessed with breast? His response was "I really don't know"
oh I'm sure he knows lol.
I'm just laughing my *** off here.
I asked my husband. Why are men so obsessed with breast? His response was "I really don't know"
oh I'm sure he knows lol.
Last night my husband said "man your boobs are huge I don't remember them getting this big with the first. Are they going to get bigger" me "yes" him "that's awesome" lol
*boobies*
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