Embarrasing stories!

[bplmomma]

Let's hear some stories about how wonderful pregnancy is!

Last night I took my prenatal vitamin and choked on water, causing myself to cough and pee my pants. After I showered and got cleaned up I had sex with my husband, then I got a cramp and cried about feeling like an unsexy cow.  Oh the joys!

[delizzzo delizzzzzo]

Alot of the embarrassing things that happen to us while pregnant can happen to a drunk person really lol if ive had to clean up throw up and had to get my husband clean clothes he better do that for me while pregnant right

[Sxl0072412]

My embarrassing story happened about three days ago...I started throwing up so I ran to the bathroom stood over the toilet and started throwing up but I also peed on myself at the same time! My husband comes in & stepped in pee I started crying & throwing up even more that I kept peeing! He didn't care thank God he turned on the shower and by the time I got out he had already mopped and got me clothes. I didn't say a word and just cried/laughed to sleep that night lol!

[lovedove8818]

One night my husband and l decide to have sex so it was kinda a big deal with me being so pregnant and uncomfortable. So l got on the bed and as soon as we started l started to gag and had to run to the bathroom where l threw up and peed on myself at the same time. It was horrible, l took a shower and when l got out l went to my husband and was like do you wanna try again...he's face was priceless.

[Mrsjackson0406]

@Delizzo, I laugh about it now, but is was very embarrassing when it happened lol?

[Flickan]

With my last pregnancy,  my water broke and it was a LOT of fluid. When we got to the birthing center they put me in triage. I had been sitting in a wheel chair which slowed down the leak. They asked if I would try n pee so they could do a urine sample. I tried but fluid gushed everywhere. This was one of those floors that had a drain and I have fluid leaking outside the door. This was the only restroom too. The nurse told me in all the years nobody had ever done that but she was able to use the puddle to test and make sure my water had actually broke.

[delizzzo delizzzzzo]

Mrsjackson0406 omg that is super funny lol

[BayleeMamaBear]

Totally meant the 1st, silly auto correct

[BayleeMamaBear]

One night my husband (then boyfriend) were making supper together during my 121st pregnancy. I don't remember what exactly happened but we started laughing and I laughed so hard that I peed. I was wearing a dress that day so I basically peed on the kitchen floor. I was so embarrassed, and my husband just laughed harder. He reminds me of it all the time now that we are pregnant again :]

[AmeriaMae]

One night me and my finace decided to take a bath together and it became completely silent for a few minutes and i repositioned my leg a little  and not Knowing I was going to fart..  A huge bubble came out and it was the most awkward moment between  me and my partner ever haha.  (never farted  like that in front of my fimace)

[Mrsjackson0406]

My embarrassing story is my husband and I were having sex and I cough really hard and peed a little on my husband and his penis was forced out. He was a little upset, but statted laaughing because it has necwr happened.I felt so embarrassed since we were in the middle of sex. All I could do was run to the rest room and take a shower. I hope I did not gross anyone out.

[delizzzo delizzzzzo]

I had a fight with myself i was feeling big and so unsexy but hubby brought be jack n da box so i started eating my burger and i started crying saying i shouldnt be eating this so i throw my burger across the room and cryed than thought im hungry tho so i got up picked up my burger and ate it lol..... Other story with my last pregnancy i really had to pee and i kept telling hubby lets go i need. To pee we were at the store well i peed in my dress in the store and some lady said omg your water broke so i started crying and ran to my car

[L1lRed]

Not exactly a pregnancy story,  but related:

My sister is a labor and delivery nurse.   I chose to have my baby at her hospital.  My daughter was born very early so I spent a lot of time there before my delivery.   I was treated and seen by practically everyone on staff.

Fast forward a year or so.

My sister invites me to dinner with her colleagues.  I decided to go.  So,  I'm in the middle of having dinner in a restaurant with all of my sister's bust friends when it dawns on me that every single one of them has seen me naked!

Now I know they are professionals and have seen more naked women than the playboy mansion, but I was still a little embarrassed!

So I had another drink!

[bplmomma]

Oh no! I pooped and had to get a stitch on my anus :s

[Stephylynn01]

When i was giving birth to my first child I was so worried about pooping that I kept talking and asking everyone if I'm pooping while I was pushing. The doctor was getting so frustrated because everytime I would push then ask if I'm pooping the baby would go back in lol so finally I knew i had to give one big push to get her out, when i did my mother in law was joking with me and shouted I pooped and I shouted because I thought i did and the baby went right back in lol. This time around I can care less if I poop or not lol.