I hate the oven thing! I will cook in a skillet on the stove top and then throw the skillet in oven to finish up and it never fails I reach in a grab the molten hot handle. Ugh.
I click my car remote at house door thinking im unlocking the house:/ also leave the keys in the front door all of the time for my husband to find. And the very worst so far is driving away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in my tank. I probably should just not leave my house until after I have the baby. Oh, I also thought I turned the gas burner off on the stove but instead just turned it to low for who knows how long. Really? Im a danger to myself!
These are great haha my embarrassing pregnancy quirk is that I dont think I need oven mitts anymore and I go to grab things hot in the oven and have burned myself a few times haha it's ridiculous
@marissalara lol I almost wet myself.I'm only 10 weeks but I seem to have lost what little English skills I had I can't spell I can't type and I can't form sentances properly it's pretty agrivating I'll write stuff on Facebook and later go look at it and I'm just like wtf does that even say
losing my phone forgetting my sentences
@marissalara omg!!! Lol you reminded me of myself. I almost felt embarrased reading that cause that has happened to me a few times lol both the money thing and misreading a gesture.
....i just dropped my phone, in my mashed potatoes.... Luckily im home alone so no one saw
After I checked out at target I paid for everything and walked away without my bags and the guy had to run after me saying mam you forgot you bags! The next weeks I was checking out with the same guy and I didn't understand that my gift card cover $100 and I owes $4, I thought my gift card covered $4 and I owed $100 so I was freaking out and they were both like uhhh it's just $4 so when I finally understood I laid. He gave me back my change and I thought he was fist bumping me so I pounded his knuckles with mine and my boyfriend just started dying of laughter. I'm so done that poor guy
I have this terrible habit of sitting on everything, if it's missing that means it's probably under my butt. Last night I lost a diaper when I went to change my daughter, then I lost my napkin while I was eating dinner, then we couldn't find the remote earlier this wk...yup! All items under my butt! I apparently don't pay much attn when I sit so now it's kind of a joke between me and my bf
This is my first pregnancy so I don't know a lot. My mom would always talk about after I have the baby how the milk will start coming out of my breast so one day I was getting ready to take a showers and noticed my breast were wet so I started to freak out and I saw more coming out, so I call my mom crying and she just starts laughing at me. I thought something was wrong lol. But I guess some people get it early. I kept crying after that because I was embarrassed.
I can't believe I'm gonna share this bc I was so embarrassed but now it's hilarious. I p about 4 am two or three nights ago changed the channel on the tv n went to get some water n back to bed I went. The next morning I woke up and the remote was no where to be found. I searched everywhere my husband my daughter all of us looked and looked it was unreal like the remote had just vanished. About 2 o'clock in the afternoon I decided I wanted something to eat. Opened the microwave to melt the cheese and what do I find?.......the remote. I do not remember putting it there Idk why I put it there but there it was. My husband and daughter are still laughing at me.