Ok, it is pizza because even bad pizza is good and I love to ____ pizza.
Thanks for the welcome ...
We all know that certain steaks are delicious wrapped in Bacon and did you know that Bacon tastes really good crumbled on sundaes with nuts?
Vance... you can just tell us the food; we can let our imaginations come up with an x-rated reason for it... LOL
okay doky. enough said. LOL
Well, I also screwed up because we had a sundae listed for desert with some NUTS on it and so we are all set!
Vance, we'll just have to wonder what you are having at home for dinner.
The food is not offensive/x-rated but the reason is.
And rockrose---- you didn't share!
Barb, so glad you stopped by (feel free to do so ANY time!). And you better watch out, I love bacon too. . . ha ha. Bacon IS pretty irresistible. I can see why you've been with Bacon for 48 years! ha ha, again.
I could go on but will spare you.
48 years? Wow!! That is awesome.
I think really we have a pretty well rounded meal here Londres, I agree.
Maybe Vance's R rated food is a dessert. Come on Vance, we need you to finish the meal!
Vance, I don't think there is any food that's x-rated or offensive.
Just dropped in to take a peek and came across this thread so I hope you don't mind if I join in... My husband would definitely be bacon... it's one of his favorite foods and I'm a salt fiend.
Maybe that's why we've been married for 48 years.
T-bone steak, carrots and a glass of French wine followed by an ice cream sundae..........I'm in. :)))
Yeah don't think I can post my original idea as it might come off as offensive to some and is not PG-13 as this site is intended for.
I would like to say something sweet and sexy as that would be fun and it would be truthful as my Husband is a VERY sweet and sexy Man
but
My Husband would be a carrot......
and the reason I know this...........
one season He munched and ate and munched SO many carrots that the palms of His hands and the soles of His feet turned orange. This is a true story
(He doesn't eat as many carrots now and His true color returned)
I can't wait for Vances' reply
Ha, I love it. Aged wine and a sundae with some nuts. That is hysterical. Great answers!!
Vance, you can answer any way you feel up to. I think we can take it! :>))
An Ice Cream Sundae; because he's sweet & sometimes a little nuts!
Do we have to keep this clean? LOL
A fine French wine.............smooth, mellow and aged.
Sorry, that's not a food but a drink. :)))))
My husband is a T bone steak that has been marinated. He can be tough but with the right marinade --- he can be tender and . . . oh gosh, I was going to write delicious but really, I don't want to go overboard.
Okay, silly question but wondering what kind of responses I'll get! ha