Welcome to the STD Forum. Your situation, like that of many of our clients represents a great example of the power of the internet not only to inform but also to mislead. While there is much useful information available on the internet, much of it is also taken out of context or a bit unbalanced and some of it is just plain wrong. In addition, sadly, many internet sites which mean to do well with their information actually miscommunicate through use of what I call "scare tactics". These don't do much.
Your exposures were safe sex. Nothing you describe suggests to me that you have any need for concern of for testing. With that, let's work through your specific questions.
1. STDs are not spread through clothing or material, even if the material which is touched is or becomes wet.
2. there are many factors which affect the survival of micro organisms including the amount of moisture present, the temperature, the sort of chemicals present, etc. You will not get any STD from touching the KY jelly tube or using KY jelly that comes out of a tube.
3. There are no STDs which cause symptoms within 24 hours of exposure. Anxiety and temperature can do this however.
4. As I said above, this was completely safe sex. No need for concern
Take care. EWH
Pubic lice can be caught with virtually any proximity and can even be acquired through contact with soiled bed clothes. That said, this would be a most unusual way to get them. If you got them, you would see them crawling on your pubic hair or skin or would see the eggs, called "nits" on your pubic hair. No lice seen and no nits (tiny white eggs) noted, no lice. EWH
Thank you Dr. Hook. I agree with your assessment of the Internet, and I appreciate your clear answers. I was worried about STD from the KY bottle mostly because a seemingly reputable site actually said that lubricant extends the life of HPV and HSV. Any how, thanks for clearing that up!
Can I ask one more thing? What about pubic lice? How close does the "close contact" need to be? I was kneeling down and had my pants and underwear on, but pulled down to expose genitals. Mine and the woman's genitals never touched or even came close, and I never touched the bed sheets or other stuff in the room, except perhaps with my hand.
Thanks again and be well,
JMNYC