This is sort of an embarrassing question but since this is a totally anonymous site I'll put my mind at ease.
A truly bizarre event took place last week that I can't explain, so I'm seeking the wisdom of experts.
I am a private pilot and I found myself quickly approaching restricted military airspace over the Midwest. I got very tense, flustered and uptight, just short of an adrenaline rush. But oddly enough I had an involuntary ejaculation, about 3 muscle spasms but no orgasm to speak of.
I did avert the airspace just in time but was a bit uncomfortable down below as you could imagine.
Is this common and if so, what's the root cause?