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Stretching the Scrotum/Testicles
My wife and I have been considering my use of weights or rings to wear around or above my testicles in order to stretch the scrotal skin. This is suppose to stretch the skin and make the testicles hang lower. My wife likes them to hang low and I must admit they feel better hanging down low. My question is is this practice safe? Will weights give us the desired outcome? We have experimented with home made gadgets to weight down the testicles and they do hang a little loose afterwards but draw back up into the pelvic cavity after a few hours or so. Any one can help me with this issue would be appreciated.
oceans...the song "came" to my "head" too. pardon the pun.
Why in God's name would anyone want to do this? First of all, why does your wife have a preference? Do you know that there are physiological reasons that the testicles move away/toward the body?
2nd..my husband would absolutely positively throw his guts up if he thought I wanted him to hang weights from his testicles simply because of a preference of mine.
Sorry, guys. I've been out most of the day, and I have to go watch a movie with my husband *sigh*. Would rather be on here with you.
Who knows though, maybe I'll find some marbles. No...some lemons...no...maybe I'll find some crabapples from outside...and we'll make a little game of hanging them. Oh NO!!! Christmas tree ornaments. Then all I need are some electrical lights to stick out of his butt, and he'll be all of the decorations we need for Christmas!
Makes for some exciting movie viewing.
Ugh.
Why in God's name would anyone want to do this? First of all, why does your wife have a preference? Do you know that there are physiological reasons that the testicles move away/toward the body?
2nd..my husband would absolutely positively throw his guts up if he thought I wanted him to hang weights from his testicles simply because of a preference of mine.
Sorry, guys. I've been out most of the day, and I have to go watch a movie with my husband *sigh*. Would rather be on here with you.
Who knows though, maybe I'll find some marbles. No...some lemons...no...maybe I'll find some crabapples from outside...and we'll make a little game of hanging them. Oh NO!!! Christmas tree ornaments. Then all I need are some electrical lights to stick out of his butt, and he'll be all of the decorations we need for Christmas!
Makes for some exciting movie viewing.
Ugh.
I don't think the length of my dh's balls have EVER crossed my mind let alone been an issue that would require him to go to 'lengths' to fix!!!
This one was hilarious to say the least!!!!! The visuals I have will last a lifetime!
This one was hilarious to say the least!!!!! The visuals I have will last a lifetime!
Has Zany missed all of this useful information? Where is he?!?
gee whiz, that sounds like a awful lot of work for us ladies to do! by the time we are done, they will be hanging/sagging so low anyway from old age. how come you men out there are trying to pull down and put weights on our boobs so they hang low and flap all around?
i guess because they already are. no one answer that.
i guess because they already are. no one answer that.
I hope you can get through the post to mine. You seem to have gotten everyone's attention.
I suggest that your wife gently tug on them nightly-pull them to the desired length, massage the skin, apply a high end moisturizer to aide in the elasticity-While tugging downward she should also pull upward on your shaft again some moistureizer might help, When she reaches the desired stretch she should return to the starting position and begin again. Varying spead and pressure may also help. Up and down, up and down over and over-
If this is too much troble for her, just wear a two pound weight on those bad boys for six months.
When they stretch too low you can get a ball lift-
Just imagine if she leaves you and you have to explain this toyour new conquest- it might be worse that expalining a bad tattoo.
"well my balls hang to my knees becasue my ex-wife like them to slap her silly"
I suggest that your wife gently tug on them nightly-pull them to the desired length, massage the skin, apply a high end moisturizer to aide in the elasticity-While tugging downward she should also pull upward on your shaft again some moistureizer might help, When she reaches the desired stretch she should return to the starting position and begin again. Varying spead and pressure may also help. Up and down, up and down over and over-
If this is too much troble for her, just wear a two pound weight on those bad boys for six months.
When they stretch too low you can get a ball lift-
Just imagine if she leaves you and you have to explain this toyour new conquest- it might be worse that expalining a bad tattoo.
"well my balls hang to my knees becasue my ex-wife like them to slap her silly"
OMG - that's too funny! a castrati truck!
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