Aa
A
A
A
Close
The Pasture 2.0 Community
37 Members
389974 tn?1331018842

Argh!

Once upon a time, some enterprising scientist developed a drug that gave a really great high. The drug was addictive, and people rapidly starting using it. However, the drug had a limitation on its social use -- the only way to effectively use it involved dissolving it into a solution and allowing the body to absolrb it directly through the intestinal walls. Worse, stomach acid would destroy the drug so it could not be taken orally.

Then, another chemist figured out a simple workaround. Chewing the leaves of a certain palm tree would permit the drug to be absorbed through the mouth.






Moral of this story?

With fronds like these, who needs enemas?
3 Responses
Avatar universal
hahha!!! that was great
221025 tn?1332558946
hehehehe - I needed that chuckle this morning
93532 tn?1349374050
Hahaha!
You must join this user group in order to participate in this discussion.
Didn't find the answer you were looking for?
Ask a question
Popular Resources
A list of national and international resources and hotlines to help connect you to needed health and medical services.
Here’s how your baby’s growing in your body each week.
These common ADD/ADHD myths could already be hurting your child
This article will tell you more about strength training at home, giving you some options that require little to no equipment.
In You Can Prevent a Stroke, Dr. Joshua Yamamoto and Dr. Kristin Thomas help us understand what we can do to prevent a stroke.
Smoking substitute may not provide such a healthy swap, after all.