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393685 tn?1425812522

{{{{{{ HEY THYROIDIANS }}}}}}}}} You know you have thyroid disease when????

Finish this sentence........................ It can be a hoot if you really want to get into this post and sometimes we all just need to enjoy our goofyness with this thyroid stuff!!

"YOU KNOW YOU HAVE THYROID DISEASE WHEN.................................

Your telling the lab tech the vein she is poking at doesn't work and you need to use to the other arm!!!!!!!

You and your doctor are consulting and you now can tell him the results of YOUR lab work..... he then says "Oh yeah --- you're right!!!".... DUH!! (but still charges you)

You look at other people in public and see a thick neck .........and say  "HEY....what's your TSH??"

Your nurse at the doctors office pulls out HER labs and says to you - "Hey - what do you think about my levels?"

( no kidding that happened to me.)

Now you try - the more creative the better!! and "FUNNIER" and we sure got some characters on this board lately. I can't wait to see what they might add!!

I hope you can read my pic.










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369861 tn?1306275686
When things are going on with your body and you can explain it to the endo dr and tell him/her what it is before they say anything.

When you always have your hand around your neck, try to squeeze the he?? out or the thyroid and make it go away.

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519035 tn?1348275773
When you go to the doctor complaining about whats the thing around your throat? They look at you stupidly until you end up in the er, oh thats your thyroid! Hahha Yup happened, this year!
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616450 tn?1228433627
I don't want to offend any one, but...

I was lonely and ended up in a "gentleman's club" and found myself talking with the dancers about my thyroid and Graves--and how it's affected my social life.

"Awwww, honey, I hope it works out and you get to feelin' better. Feel free to come talk to me any time...."
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219241 tn?1413537765
When you start reading the answers and forget what the question was.....and then forget what you were doing and then feel like you need a nap, then remember you were doing something but can't recall......I think I left the oven on but maybe I was supposed to go someplace today...bah......did I take my meds this morning???????
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599954 tn?1227493985
I agree!!!!
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Avatar universal
When you live in a cold climate and its 19 degrees out and you are outside with no jacket on telling everyone what a beautiful day it is!!  (I seriously thought it was in the 40's at least)

Or

When you get in the car in the dead of winter, all by yourself after just waking up and you steam up every window just from your existance in the car.  That is severe hyperthyroidism.  No winter coat that year!
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161647 tn?1280608163
Who the heck is Hashimoto and why is he seeking revenge on my thyroid.
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599954 tn?1227493985
Last time I went to the doctors I shook all over. I couldnt stop it..Some people behind me moved back...maybe they thought I was contagious
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590006 tn?1221271520
That's terrible. I've had leg tremors at night when laying down, but not what you're going through! That's awful!!!
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599954 tn?1227493985
OH YEAH...ALMOST EVERY DAY
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590006 tn?1221271520
Oh Gosh! That was a good one. I hope you weren't serious. That would be awful!
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599954 tn?1227493985
When your ice tea shakes out of the glass your holding
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616450 tn?1228433627
I didn't think to comment on this when I first saw the thread a couple days ago, but that PICTURE is like the story of my life for the past two years. As a matter of fact, I've been told almost exactly those same words--and in an expressionless/matter-of-fact/what-are-you-gonna do-about it manner from the doctor. I almost wish I could have a T-shirt with that picture on it. I love it.

But...I actually had a counselor tell me to look for a new endo before... so that's my addition.
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590006 tn?1221271520
YOU SUFFER FROM CRS!!!
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393685 tn?1425812522
Love that one Helen!!
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410801 tn?1220119445
when you visit this site every 30 mins.........LOL
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Avatar universal
When everywhere you look you see people you're sure are suffering with thyroid symptoms and don't know about the problem, or their doctor is telling them they are "normal".  I have to use a stapler on my big mouth to keep from butting into their business.  
Maybe we need  cards  to hand out to inform them that very possibly they are suffering needlessly from a thyroid problem and how to recognize it and get help.  I'm just amazed at the number of people who are totally unaware of all this or are currently getting no help from their doctor.
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280485 tn?1249013844
OK, so I had to post to this one twice.  

As my husband was paying the bills and sorting the mail this morning, he threw me a magazine/newspaper that came in the mail.  "Endocrine Today".  Where in the HECK did that come from? I said.  I didn't order or solicit that...  But they found ME.

That's how I know I'm in "neck" deep...  Pardon the pun.
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Avatar universal
Maybe this is just me but......

Whenever you are in line at the store and you see on the cover of a magazine "YOUR THYROID, COULD IT BE HURTING YOU?  And you want to take said magazine and beat someone over the head with it.  

Or maybe the headline "SUPER MODEL TALKS ABOUT HER STRUGGLES WITH THYROID DISEASE"  and then you read it and actually want to physically injure the super model for being such an idiot.
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228015 tn?1223693378
Got an e mail back from the news lady and YEP she had thyroid surgery 3 weeks ago she had a partial thyroidectomy,  she had a cyst of the right side that had to be removed but she aslo has a multinodular goiter so they are watching the left side..knew I recognized that scar...=)

Dana
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168348 tn?1379357075
LOL this morning ... GREAT post with GREAT answers!

C~
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607566 tn?1221252380
When you kids go around singing a song ....I got one thy his name is roid
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440728 tn?1234645302
Your 11 year old daughter says: "Nana passed her stupid dumbo thyroid  onto you and all my aunties. But if you ever give it to me, I'll kill you!"
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533063 tn?1262366101
...when you are not only crying for the Hallmark commercials, but also for the Kibbles & Bits commercials...

...when your husband has abandoned his usual game of "tickle under the knees" for a game of "poke the thyroid" ...
(i am SO sensitive about my neck!)
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