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I know for sure now that I am blessed

Dec 19, 2008 - 4 comments

Has anyone ever loved and hated their spouse all at the same time.. here is my story, I finally got a free moment to get out and get some errands done yesterday, My Dh was home with the girls and all was nice and quiet when I left. How Ironic that I just couldnt get anything done, I felt so out of sorts. I am a very regimented person ( you have to be with twins) and I usually write things down and get them done right in a nice neat row. anyway,, like I said I just was wandering through sears, and I thought let me call home. just to check in, now mind you I was only gone for less then an hour at this point, so I called home and DH answers, he says now dont get upset and everyone is ok, I am like OMG whats the matter, the FREEKIN CHRISTMAS TREE FELL OVER I started freeking out, he said calm down my dad was here (his parents live across the street) and was holding myleigh, I had ayla, had my dad not come over and picked her up it would have fallen right on her. OMG so here I am crying I go home, who could shop now, by time I got home everythign was picked up, all the water cleaned up, I lost a few ornaments but nothing major, but my babies were ok.. I was so mad at the idiot because.......... I told him 4 times, the tree is loose in the stand I tightened as best I could but maybe you want to anchor the tree to the wall, I am one of those paranoid types, we have a 50 inch tv on the wall and I am scared to death to have my babies by it for fear of it falling,. anyway...................... all is ok, my girls are ok, my tree which I could care less about looks like HE LL but oh well, I feel someone was looking out for my children and I thank god that they are fine..    

You know you are a nurse when:

Nov 16, 2008 - 8 comments

You know you are a nurse when:

1) you believe your patients are only alive because its illegal to kill them

2) you recognize that you cannot cure stupid

3) You own at least 3 pens with the names of prescription meds on them

4) you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom

5) you believe there is a special place in hell for the inventor of the call bell

6) you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil

7) you have placed a bet on someones blood alcohol content

8)you have told a confused patient that your name is that of a co-worker and to call if they need help

9) your bladder can expand to the size of a winnebagos water tank

10) you believe that not all patients are annoying.. some are unconcious

11) your family refuses to watch medical sitcoms with you because you spend the entire time correcting everyone and pointing to upside down xrays

12) you swore to have do not resuscitate tattood on your chest- SOON

13) your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat

14) you believe in the ariel spraying of prozac

15) you believe that the goverment should require permits to reproduce

16) you believe that the unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters the phrase "wow its quiet"

17) you want to write a book.. "suicide" getting it right the first time

Are people really that stupid???

Nov 10, 2008 - 12 comments

Ok let me first start by saying I am not a jerk, nor do I like animosity of any kind. However, I am about to tell my moronic neighbor what an idiot she is..

I dont know about any other state, but in new york we have a leash law. My dog ( a minature american eskimo) has a doggie door which leads out to our fenced yard, but she also gets hooked up on a leash in our driveway. usually she likes to be in the driveway in the AM.. anyway... a few weeks ago my neighbor moved his girlfriend in.. they are older. maybe late 40's so its not like their young teenagers and do not know better. he has 2 pugs ( cute) and she has a border collie ( real cute) they are good doggies, dont get me wrong, however, she does not feel they need to be on a leash when she walks them, so a few weeks ago, her collie came up to sophie, and of course my sophia started growling etc.. I ran outside, mind you its 6AM and grabbed my dog up by the leash and brought her in,, my poor poor baby, she gets scolded when she is bold, but this was not her fault!!  anyway fast forward to this morning I let my fuzzy white monster( her nickname) outside on her leash, and traipse into the bathroom, keep in mind that I am on 2 different water pills due to heart problems after the twins, there I am mid- stream and hear this god awful ruckus outside, of course DH is upstairs in the shower.. so I pull up the pants, and run out of the bathroom, there the flippen idiot is standing in my driveway while her dog attacks mine,, well let me tell you

Luci--> would have put a truckdriver to shame with what came out of my mouth :0 needless to say, I dont think we will be getting a seasons greetings from those neighbors this holiday season.