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Tresspassing on my property

Aug 31, 2008 - 0 comments
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I was out in the yard today, when I smelled something funny.  I went around back, and there underneath my apple tree was a deer, helping himself to MY apples that had fallen on the ground.  Now I don't much care for apples myself, unless someone throws them, I like to run after it a and get it, but other than that I don't much care for apples, but I digress.  So there he was, this deer, eating apples.  Well I'm not about to let something like that go without a fight.  Now this deer is like 10 times my size and all, but when I came running after him yelling like hell to get off my land, he saw me, and ran away like a scared rabbit.  Good thing too, cause I would have done something really bad to him I'm afraid.  I kinda get like that when anyone comes onto my land.  I'm usually really nice, but I get all crazy like when I see any kind of stranger on my land.

Abducted by Aliens

Aug 31, 2008 - 0 comments
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There I was just lying in my bed, when these Aliens appeared below my feet, at the end of the bed.  I wanted to jump up, but I couldn't move.  They had somehow paralyzed my brain.  Next thing you know, I'm lying on this stainless steel bed, and there's a bunch of them Aliens all around me, with these medical probes ya know?  Then they started to stick the probes into every opening in my body, if you know what I mean.  That's the last thing I remember.  They must have used some kind of memory erasing machine on me cause I don't remember anything after that.  The strangest thing about the whole Alien visit, is that no one else in the house seems to have heard them.