Why, Why, Why?

I thought of Tom Jones when I saw this title, but it doesn't have
anything to do with him or Delila :)

Why, Why, Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control  when we know the batteries are
almost dead?

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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already
know
there is not enough money?

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Why does someone
believe you when you say there are four billion stars;
but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why did  Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

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If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?

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Is there ever a day that mattresses
are not on sale?

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?'
Well, it
isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why
don't you watch
where you're going?'

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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