Dec 08, 2014
It's so hard not to track every little thing your body does differently when you're trying to have another baby.
I, for one, I think am by far the worst for it.
If any of you guys looked at my google search history you'd tell me to back awaaaayyy from the search bar.
So far, from my psychotic mind, I've been experiencing the following since I (think) I ovulated the beginning, of the last week of November... Nov 24 mild cramps, Nov 25 a bit worse, Nov 26 felt like my uterus gained 3lbs and was about to explode out of my body.
I've had mild cramping pretty much every day
I've been SO gassy, even I don't want hang out with myself
I've cried/gotten emotional more times I can count,for almost - nothing? I legitimately cried at the movie Tangled last night.
My appetite has increased
I've had nausea like nobodies business. Not to the point where I actually throw up, but to the point I have to pause and take a minute to see. (this could also be because of the amount I have been eating lately)
My body doesn't know whether it wants to **** itself when I fart, or be constipated...
My skin broke out EVERYWHERE but my face. I can deal with pimples, but NOT when they're on my neck/behind my ear - Like, really? GTFO.
And now, today (Dec 8) I've experienced (something that happened more often than not when I was pregnant with Levi, but later on like 10+wks, but hasn't happened since losing him) LEG SWELLING.
Now, I sit on my *** all day, I get that. But I hadn't been sitting for longer than an HOUR when I got up to dump my tea out because the lady put WAY too much sugar in it. And if you guys know anything about me, or my vagina, you know that even something so simple as too much sugar in my diet, can cause me to get a bout of BV, which if any of you have had - it's not fun!!
And lastly - I've taken probably close to at least 5-6 tests, 3 being this weekend - because I'm an idiot and read too much.
OMG, 1 person got a faint positive at 12dpo? **** it, I'm taking a test. OMG, if my cycle is 28 days like it should be, I can take a test and probably get a positive!
Nevermind the fact I took a test a week late for my daughter and it said negative, and the fact I actually really have NO idea when I ovulated or not.
Ugh. Anyways, this is me.