Jon Geller, D.V.M.,, Dipl ABVP  
Ft. Collins, CO

Specialties: Canine and Feline Medicine

Interests: Urgent Care, Emergency care, critical care
Veterinary Emergency Hospital
970 484-8080
Ft. Collins, CO
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In the ER: Coffee, anyone?

Dec 02, 2009 - 7 comments

          We used to have sign in our lobby that said “Any unsupervised children will get a cup of espresso and a free puppy.” We took it down after one of the clients asked what kind of puppy we were giving away.  We now have self-serve coffee in the lobby anyway, and it’s not uncommon to see a kid trying to short-circuit the coffee maker.
          Which brings us to the case of Tonsi, a 7 yr old, hyperactive Australian Shepherd who tore into the 50 pound sack of coffee beans his mom brought back from Nicaragua. Fortunately, he was discovered before he devoured the entire sack (which certainly would have resulted in his demise), but he did manage to scarf down several pounds.
           Our staff has the routine down for toxin ingestion cases: an injection of apomorphine  to cause vomiting (it always works), then some charcoal to absorb any toxin from the intestines, then possibly IV fluids for 12-24 hours, depending on the ingested substance. To be honest, these indiscriminaate dogs seem to keep our ER’s in business. Tonsi vomited up a large amount of undigested coffee beans soon after getting his apomorphine, but apparently there was a lot more caffeine on board, as we were soon to find out.
          Tonsi’s heart continued to race at 180-200 beats per minute (normal should be around 80-90.)  He was amped up and wired to the gills, jumping straight up in superman-like attempts to leap over the 8’ high run walls in a single bound. He gave all of us the jitters; it was almost as if Starbucks had spiked our water. I have to admit, equally enthused and irritated by Tonsi, I had been imbibing more than my share of coffee during the shift.
          One of our nurses suggested giving Tonsi a beta-blocker, which would help slow down his heart, but we did not have any stocked on the shelves. At this opportune time, enter (stage left,) Corky, a 6 yr old Cockapoo who had just ingested his owner’s vial of medication, which included, (guess what), a beta blocker.
          One more dose of apomorphine, and I found myself sifting through the vomitus. I spotted a small red tablet, perhaps the ingested beta-blocker?  Tonsi continued to wildly leap  in his run, barking crazily. As I slid the red tablet out of the bilious slime with a tongue depressor, an idea crept into my over-caffeinated, somewhat deranged mind; do I dare?

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by wondering1719, Dec 03, 2009
Well, did you?????  

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by AireScottie, Dec 03, 2009
Hahaha!  Just what I needed this morning :)  Too bad there weren't any sheep around.  Tonsi could have broken some records!

Wow...I bet that was a sight to see!!  An Aussie on caffeine!  Great posting!

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by Me967, Dec 03, 2009
Yummy.  I bet that was fun sifting threw.  So was it a beta blocker that done the trick?  ha ha.  Now that's what you call a hopping day at work.  ;-)  

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by Mom2four85, Dec 03, 2009
"tore into the 50 pound sack of coffee beans his mom brought back from Nicaragua" that was great; that's my idea of heaven after being put on decaf lol

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by ginger899, Dec 05, 2009
What ER vets have to go through!
It's amazing what good purpose a second-hand puked-up little red pill can be put to!
I hope he was OK in the end...?

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by SteveofCaley, Feb 23, 2013
One of my Pembroke Welsh Corgis drank some of my coffee.  For this breed, there is no way to tell whom.  I think one has been acting suspiciously calm.  If he reads the morning paper....
Beta-blockers work very well on the two-legged, and usually have no concern of overdose.  Only a vet should decide the treatment, though.

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