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May 04, 2010 - 89 comments

Feel free to add to this list...these were just a few things from today that made me giggle:

- You shake a bottle of salad dressing and think your boobs might explode because of the pain

- You try to hide your gagging in public, and from the pressure of gagging, you pee your pants

- Your entire face and everything surrounding it break out so bad that even your damn earlobes have pimples!

And I'm not AT ALL complaining! =) I'm actually THRILLED!

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by adgal, May 04, 2010
How about....

You ask your husband a question (about anything..) and instead of answering as usual, he looks at you cautiously and replies "what is the right answer"

You cry watching commercials

I don't know about you, but I did both of these things fairly regularly.  My poor DH...lol

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by k10road, May 04, 2010
Hahaha....

Well, I have been more weepy easily.  Today, I read someone's journal about their baby being born - I cried.  A few days ago, I watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition, and had a COMPLETE AND TOTAL breakdown!!!!  Not a little bit either.  Like someone died!!!

But - normally, I'm very sensitive to DH and stuff...and I find that the last few weeks, I have not been.  Like things that would normally hurt my feelings bring out the b*tch in me instead.  So, I think this is a PLUS!!!  I hate being so sensitive!

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by k10road, May 04, 2010
And you type like a retard too...."more weepy easily"  What the heck!?!  And "a few days ago, I watch..."  Yea, that's good past tense!  Wow?!?!  Yea, pregnancy brain is great.

I put the ranch dressing (that was already opened and needed to be refrigerated) in the cabinet where all of my tupperware goes????  

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by adgal, May 04, 2010
Lol, I am still doing things like that.  I found the margerine in the microwave the other day after searching for 20 minutes.  

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by ammanda, May 04, 2010
Well mine right now is... I know im pregnant and well over being pregnant. (due on Friday) is Ive never wanted to be in the hospital so much in my life right now..

UGH i hate hospitals lol..

Oh and a good one is, "you know your pregnant when, your so excited to see something on your toilet paper when you wipe" lol  I have a list i found somewhere it has like 50 on them.. there really funny.. if you want them just let me know and ill send them to u

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by k10road, May 04, 2010
Hahahaha....that is pretty funny!  

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by Jenny101407, May 04, 2010
Well I am not pregnant BUT I asked my good friend and she said You know your pregnant when....you excitely tell everyone u just pooped cuz youv'e been constipated for days...lol...hahaha.

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by k10road, May 04, 2010
hahahahaha!!!  My last few pregnancies, I had that problem...not this time...this time it was the opposite in the beginning.  Now, I'm just experiencing nice, happy bowels with no hyper or hypoactivity...SWEET!

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by childofgrace86, May 04, 2010
I put Syrup in the cooler, forget to put on the Coffee maker and can't figure out why coffee wouldn't brew, I am a ScatterBrain!!!!

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by adgal, May 04, 2010
My baby is 3 months old now and I still have pregnancy brain.  I hope it clears up before I go back to work....lol

How about....You know your trying to get pregnant when you happily share all the details of your cycle with anyone who asks "how are you today"..lol.

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by nickieb85, May 04, 2010
This is the funniest stuff I have ever heard! I love the one about gagging and peeing you pants... Believe it or not I have never peed my pant before but when my water broke it was so much worse!

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by Antsmommy, May 04, 2010
You know you're pregnant when you shave your legs at 9am and at noon you have a five o'clock shadow

You know you're pregnant when start to crave pickles and randomly smell chicken

I knew I was pregnant when I went to change my 15 month old sons poopy diaper and I threw up on the carpet


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by k10road, May 04, 2010
HAHAHAHA @ Amanda!!!!  So true!!!!

Nickie - just so ya know, the ones in my initial post were all things that happened TODAY to me - TODAY.  I was making dressing, and when I shook the cruet, I almost cried.  They are KILLIN ME!  And I was in my son's school today picking him up, and I thought I was gonna puke.  Now, meanwhile, I haven't told anyone I'm pregnant (for fear of having to announce another m/c).  So, I for sure didn't want them to see me gagging.  So, I am doing all I can to hold in the puke and the gag...AND PEED INSTEAD!!!  And yes, I have a freakin pimple on my EAR!!! MY EAR, NICKIE!!!!  All over my jawline, my neck, and my ear.  I'M GOING TO BE 30 THIS YEAR!!!!  This happened when I was 13!!!

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by Ashelen, May 04, 2010
Gotta add to the preggo brain story...I've had an unopened bottle of ketchup sitting in the bassinet in our bedroom for about 2 weeks now. I have no idea why/how it ended up there, and I also have no idea why I haven't moved it yet....but every single time I go to put it back, something happens and it remains right where it is. I just hope I move it before Grey gets here or he'll have a very unconventional stuffed animal to sleep with.


You know you're pregnant when your daughter puts her toy car in your undies while you're peeing, and when you forget to take it out and get a car sticking you in the booty but you can't get it out by reaching because your belly is too big so you have to pull your pants back down to get it out....yep.

You also know you're pregnant when you're afraid to laugh because you don't want to pee yourself.

Or when you have to ask DH whether you put on matching sandals because you can't see your feet anymore.

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by chinesebones, May 04, 2010
Adgal, I think nursing brain is even worse than pregnancy brain.  It took me about a year before I could do math again.  And I totally agree with the "crying while watching commercials" and I'm not a sappy person usually.

You know you're pregnant when you suddenly realize that for every good smell in the world there are about ten horrible ones.  And they all make you gag- literally.  Even some formerly good smells- like fresh coffee brewing- make you gag.



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by k10road, May 04, 2010
Hahaha...right before I found out I was pregnant this time, I had to go to the grocery store because I wanted:

Doritos with French Onion dip

Ritz crackers with cream cheese topped with a green olive

That should've been my first clue (I think it was...I think I bought a test the following morning)

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by k10road, May 04, 2010
LMAO - These are fabulous!!!!!!

I wonder if we are scaring all the TTC'ers...hahahahaha.  No, I LOVEEEEEE having these things happen.  It is the best feeling in the world!!!  TRULY!!!

Ashelen - you made me laugh so damn hard...I loved the "unconventional stuffed animal" and the toy car in the butt...OMG....I just laughed SO HARD!!!!!

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by adgal, May 04, 2010
OMG, ketchup in the basinette....I am howling!  My little guy has moved from his basinette to his crib, and somehow the basniette (which is still right where it was...) has become my new laundry basket.  But haven't used it to store groceries..yet. Ha.

Ohhhh, I miss being pregnant.  Just told DH time to start on another..he looked at me like I was crazy.  Ryder still only sleeps 3 hours at a time and all he wants in life right now is a full nights sleep.  I'm ready though....I miss it.

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by Nessa73, May 04, 2010
While out to eat with my witty teenagers this evening, I was calculating the total and tip....I found myself using my fingers to count!!! I look up to find the oddest, somewhat disappointing look on their faces.  I had to cover it up and say that I was just making sure I had it right....they didn't buy it.

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by Brittny27, May 04, 2010
When you drop something on the ground look at it and ask yourself "do I really need that?"



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by ammanda, May 04, 2010
These are defiently all mine right now as i am 2 days away from my due date!!!!..


You find inventive ways to pick something up dropped on the floor, including using salad tongs and tape on the bottom of your shoe just so you don't have to bend over

When you literally have to roll out of bed!

.When you can't even see the tiny cup they make you been in at every appointment!

When you have to pee right after you just peed!

When you run out of a 12 pack of double roll toilet paper in a week!

When you forget where your husband is 2 minutes after he tells you hes going to store.

When you have to ask someone else if you have matching shoes on!

When you have to lean forward to make sure you bladder is empty

When you get to close to the stove and wonder why your belly is hot!

When you can't stand close enough to the bathroom mirror to put you makeup on!

When you stretch and discover crumbs between your boobs and belly!!

When you forget what you look like down there!

When you spend hours giving your unborn motivational speeches about how wonderful life is outside the womb and that he/she is officially EVICTED!!

When you belly becomes a catch-all for food, drinks and other random things!

When you start to grunt and groan all night because you are uncomfortable and you husband complains the next morning that HE couldn't sleep!

When you need a nap after only taking a shower!

When you get short of breathe from just walking to the kitchen to get a snack!

When Tums become dessert!


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by k10road, May 04, 2010
Hahahaha....those are awesome

Sad for me...the crumbs between the boobs happens even when I'm not pregnant....LMAO

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by aprillynn79, May 04, 2010
OMG these are AWESOMELY all true

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by adgal, May 04, 2010
I remember using my belly to put my plate on and holding my glass/can between my boobs....haha!!  Fun journal Kris!!!

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by nickieb85, May 04, 2010
LOL I love this ladies! This is so true! SO how about a week or so ago I was in walmart and I have the driest skin in the world and I was standing in line (and to be honest you can't tell I am preggo unless you see me from the front) and every-literally- every 5 seconds or so I was scratching something... My leg, my arm, but my back was the worst. This poor lady was standing behind me probably thought that I had scabies or something lol! I was so embarrassed but there was nothing else that I could do lol! I have severe pregnancy brain and will ask DH the same thing every 2 minutes or so lol... Gotta love it!

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by k10road, May 04, 2010
Yea - this definitely is fun!  Thanks to all of you for the comments!  They have just made me laugh all night!  Thank you!!!

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by ladybug82, May 04, 2010
LMFAO!!!!! SO CUTE !!!!!! I CANT WAIT TO EXPERIENCE this !!! !!!!! (HUGS)

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by jennlaurin80, May 04, 2010
These are great, i had a fun time reading this !

You know your pregnant when ...you cry while reading greeting cards in the drugstore.
You know your pregnant when....you eat mcdonalds for breakfast, lunch &dinner because it was the only thing that sounded good(that was today, shame on me!)
You know your pregnant when...you feel exhausted from watching t.v all day...phew that can really wipe one out!
You know your pregnant when...you have crazy dreams about dressing up as a tellitubby and selling drugs

Jenny---omg that was totally me the other day, i got way to excited about taking a poop...my husband couldnt stop laughing

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by 7yrslater, May 04, 2010
I'm about to pee myself LMAO reading these.
You know you're pregnant when you know you're about to sneeze and you cross your legs so you don't pee.
When you ask what happen to my soda 3 times in a minute(orange crush in the glass bottle.) Once it was in the freezer. Then on the table. Then in my hand of course. My husband and daughters looked at me like I was insane.
OMG tellitubby and selling drugs. Classic.


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by nickieb85, May 05, 2010
Ok this might be a little tmi for you ladies but I am seriously starting to have problems bending to shave my legs so I have to sit in the side of the tub and try to hike my leg up on the side =) SO.... I shave everything down below lol and I went to go pee just now and I noticed a huge patch of hair that I missed! OMG! I can't believe I couldn't see it! LOL! So you know you're are pregnant when you miss huge patches of hair when you shave--when you get the nerve to shave lol!

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by Sherri90049, May 05, 2010
You guys are all so funny! :) Love to hear the stories! Keep 'em coming! Hope I get to be there soon!

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by AnnieBrooke, May 05, 2010
You know you're pregnant when your feet get swollen and the only thing that fits is these gross, slipper-looking shoes and you go out in public in them and DON'T CARE.

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by Brittny27, May 05, 2010
hahaa nickie-  I already told BF he's gonna have to start shaving for me.  He already puts my socks and shoes on for me.

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by nickieb85, May 05, 2010
LOL Brittny I am glad that I am not the only one having this problem!!!!

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by adgal, May 05, 2010
You shaved your legs while pregnant?  Lol, I got to the point it just didn't matter anymore...bore a striking resemblance to the sasquatch for a while there.  Poor DH.  I really should nominate him for sainthood...what he put up with...a wife that was either biting his head off or crying while peeing every few minutes, sharing all bowel movement activity and hairy to boot!  And he's still here...lol.

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by adgal, May 05, 2010
Ok, I just reread my above post and realize why I didn't have sex much (ok, at all....lol) while pregnant.  And here I thought he was being considerate.....

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by finallyamommy2003, May 05, 2010
LMAO... Those one are just to funny... Now I have to go change my pants again... thanks Ladies... I forgot my depends!!!!

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by KarenDiane, May 05, 2010
LOL! These are all SO TRUE! The other day I told my husband that the news was predicting thunderstorms. He said "WOW. REALLY"? I asked what his problem was and he told me that since I'd just told him this info for the 4th time in an hour, he thought I must be expecting a bigger response. My kids couldn't stop laughing at me. And the way that thoughts just float in and out of my brain before they can come out of my mouth is driving me nuts.

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by LandM2009, May 05, 2010
Pregnancy brain has attacked my ability to speak many times where I forget mid-sentence what I am saying. I recently got out of the shower after shaving one leg. Went to work without putting on deodorant. Am very afraid I will be Pamela Anderson before this pregnancy is over. Boobs just keep growing! I also have the sex drive of a 18 year old boy and so far the Dr has not ok'd sex for us! Ugh! Hubby asked if I thought the sex drive would carry over after we have the baby. I just laughed. Isn't he cute?

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by k10road, May 05, 2010
Hahahahahahah!!!!  These are getting better and better!!!  And the teletubby selling drugs...OMG...that had me almost peeing in my pants!!

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by jschoch8, May 05, 2010
the other day i fed my cats dog food and wrapped up the rest of the container and put it in the cabinet, rather than the fridge.  that evening after feeding the animals i wrapped up the container again and a few minutes later i come back into the kitchen and see the open container is still on the counter. i knew I wrapped it up so i look in the fridge and i see my glass of water wrapped up! I think i scared my husband and he is afraid im going to feed our baby dog food :)

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by Tasha505, May 05, 2010
these are hilarious!!

-you know you're pregnant when you take the pregnancy test and it's positive ;)

-you know you're pregnant when you're in bed as soon as your kids are

-you know you're pregnant when your husband asks you for a bite of your sandwich and you say "no way, get your own"

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by Ready_4_Baby_2, May 05, 2010
Seems like I have had every last one of these..lol I love love love the Publix commericals they make me cry all the time. Yesterday I was in the Hallmark store looking for Mother's Day cards and I promise I was about in tears on most of the cards. Then when I was talking to my mom I tried to tell her what my cousin was naming her baby 3 times. LOL



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by mami1323, May 05, 2010
This is hysterical.  Adgal, my son is 2 1/2 and I still have pregnancy brain.  Annie I had the same problem with the swelling feet and ugly shoes.  I could only fit into one pair of white sneakers.  I looked like a nurse on duty.  

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by jennlaurin80, May 05, 2010
Nickie---aww crap u made me pee a little...the shaving thing...ohh god, that is hilarious. I have a feeling...when my stomach gets bigger, im going to find some patches also. How attractive !
Im SO glad the doctor told us NO sex right now...i felt like i won the lottery, isnt that horrible !

This is the funniest, most entertaining thread i have ever read :0)

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by Caralea, May 05, 2010
You know you're pregnant when... your hubby gets a late night snack, gives you a bite and you end up actually finishing it..

You know you're pregnant when... you're packing your lunch in the morning for work craving it while you pack it, and then at lunch time the site of it makes you wanna throw up!

You know you're pregnant when.... your are writing an email and talking on the phone.. start typing what you're saying or talking what you wrote (to the wrong person).

OMG I am only 6+ weeks pregnant and my brain is fried!! The nausea ***** too!!


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by k10road, May 05, 2010
hahaha...I just keep on laughing everytime I log on!  I feel terrible...the not sharing food...I'm doing it with my kids!!!!!  I was eating chips the other day, and they wanted some.  I was like "NO!  THEY'RE MINE!!!!"  Or my strawberries yesterday....lmao.  I'm a bad mom!  

Ok, and you know you're pregnant when you make your kids eat cereal for lunch because the smell of any food cooking right now is horrendous!!!  They want chicken nuggets with ranch dressing.  Right now, those are the two worst smells on planet Earth.  

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by Antsmommy, May 05, 2010
I was all by myself when I was pregnant with my son and after my six month I couldn't shave at all any where but my armpits. I felt so bad for my OBGYN but honestly the last thing I wanna do is just go in blind and hope I dont knick anything!!!

This time I just wanna sleep all the time, so being the horrible mother that I am, I take the baby gate off the stairs and let my son go up and down as much as he wants in an attempt to wear him out in hope he will take a two hour nap instead of his regular 30 min.

I have to wear a bra while I sleep cause my poor boobs hurt so bad that I dont want them to move at all

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by frank_noahsmommy, May 05, 2010
You know you are pregnant when you can't see your vajayjay no more!!!

You know you are pregnant when you need assistance shaving your vajayjay, or you just go all natural!!! lol

You know your pregnant when you sneeze you pee!!!

I miss being pregnant, can't wait to join you all!!!

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by nickieb85, May 05, 2010
I agree with the boobs hurting... my last appointment with my obgyn they ended up doing and abdominal u/s because they couldn't find her actual heartbeat just the echo and while I was there they told me if I didn't mind waiting they wanted to do a transv. u/s to check my cervix and I hadn't shaved my legs because I was too tired that morning to spend the extra time doing it =S I felt so bad but I think that they are used to it! LOL! Yeah as for missing a big patch (omg its huge lol) I usually go back and take care of but I was like what the hell! LOL! I don't think it really matters because I only see it when I use the bathroom anyways!

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by 1angelbabyM, May 05, 2010
These are great!!
You know you're pregnant when you have to turn down a 7:00 Dinner with friends because it's too close to you 7:30 bed time!

You know you're pregnant when everytime you wipe you check the tp for any spotting!!

You know you're pregnant when your DH nicknames you "truck driver" because you can't control you gas!!!  and yes, that's on of the many new nicknames I have acquired in the past 9 weeks, LOL!!

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by NicoleW09, May 05, 2010
You know you're pregnant when you get up in the morning and have to run to bathroom to puke. Halfway through your offering to the porcelain goddess you realize that everytime you heave, you're peeing on yourself.

You know you're pregnant when after you get sick you lay your head on the toilet seat because it's cold and whine, "help me..." but no one's around and you don't really know how anyone could possibly help you at this point.

You know you're pregnant when you get in the car an complain about DH's driving skills the whole time and blame him for making you nauseated; but later when you remember you have to go to the bank, you barely make it home in time to actually hit the toilet.

You know you're pregnant when the thought of taking your prenatals makes you want to vomit, so you decide you might wanna try the gummies at Target just because they're gummies and look yummy.

You know you're pregnant when you wake up one day and realize that everyone is getting on your nerves.

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by nickieb85, May 05, 2010
That is too funny!

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by Heatherm4, May 05, 2010
LOL This is hilarious!!

You know you're pregnant when you ask your mom is she wants a wottle of botter!! LOL I did that yesterday.

Or when you are talking and you say a random word that you just heard on the radio during your sentance

OR when you are typing right now and have to BACKSPACE a million times cuz you can't spell!! haha

I also couldn't think of the word "screen" when getting my husband to put one back in the window the other day. He walked in the room and I had to ask him what it was called!! LOL


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by adgal, May 05, 2010
Speaking of boobs, I thought my OB put it best (she has a great sense of humor!).  Her comment was...."Yeah, it's a drag.  You get a visit from the boobie fairy and they hurt to much to do anything fun with them..."lol.

These are great.  I love a good laugh!!!

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by NicoleW09, May 05, 2010
You know you're pregnant when you wake up from a nightmare where you were shot in the chest, and realize that the pain in your chest is because you rolled over onto your stomach and your boobs are screaming in protest!

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by mami1323, May 05, 2010
I had my nurses dying when I was delivering because they got the full length mirror out so I can see my son's head crowning (tmi, I know) but when they did that all I could say was "oh I didn't do so badly, I was shaving blindly and it wasn't as bad as I thought....go me!"

You know you're pregnant when you have to constantly make sure you have enough panty liners because that discharge is no joke.  

You know you're pregnant when you can run to the bathroom, vomit and go straight back to work like nothing happened.  

You know when you're pregnant when you have a major meltdown because the cleaning crew in your office threw out your box that was under your desk that you used to rest your feet on to prevent the swelling....or was that just me....lol.

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by rdh1981, May 05, 2010
You know you are preggers when:

You make your dh install a tv in the bathroom because that is where you spend all your time anyway!

You wake up in the morning planning out your napping schedule!!!

Oh, How I loved being FAT and HAPPY!!!

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by jjsh44, May 05, 2010
You know your pregnant when you spend about an hour looking for your favorite hair clip and realize it's been in your hair the whole time!!

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by mami1323, May 05, 2010
You know you're pregnant when you brush your teeth and you gag....never fails...every friggin morning!

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by kele1129, May 05, 2010
You know you are pregnant when you send your husband to the kitchen for a very precise and exact snack and when he proudly presents it to you....yep you turn green and start gagging, while apologizing and begging him to remove said snack from your sight.

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by ivy_kween88, May 05, 2010
you know your pregnant when you go to Dennys and you trying to open a salsa pack to put on the eggs and your husband is just staring at you but not asking to help you, you get mad throw the salsa pack and start to CRY!! hahahaha it surpisendly happend to me!! lol

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by chinesebones, May 05, 2010
You know you're pregnant when you feel a sneeze or cough coming on and instantly curl into a ball so you don't get excruciating round ligament pains when it happens.  

You know you're pregnant when you accidentally knock things off a counter with your belly.

You know you're pregnant when you get out of breath walking up one flight of stairs.  And nearly pass out just from standing up.

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by Brittny27, May 05, 2010
I forgot that I shaved one leg about three days ago and just noticed I didn't shave the other one. I didn't have time this morning to shave it so I guess I will do it when I get around to it by that time I'm sure I will need to shave them both.

I had laser hair removal and now I have to shave my armpits and bikini area again this is ridiculous! I guess it's pretty common for pregnancy to make hair grow back after years of not growing.



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by DMarie919, May 05, 2010
adgal: Pregnancy and Baby brain never goes away...LOL...

And I'm starting to regret being pregnant in the summer because the leg shaving thing...I'm considering purchasing a shower chair!!  

You know you are pregnant when you cant bend to tie your shoes and you end up leaving them tied and getting them on with a long handled shoe horn....



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by nickieb85, May 05, 2010
Ok this is too funny ladies--
You know you are pregnant when you get trapped in the door between your stove and opening to the pantry lol... I do it all of the time and I just forget I have an extra growing belly...
You know you are pregnant when your hormones are crazy and you wanna do the deed and end up with round ligament pains after the big O! OUCH!

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by jennlaurin80, May 05, 2010
you know your pregnant when you eat a lean cuisine lasagna to try to be healthy with a pear....followed by buttery popcorn, then a piece of licorice ! At least i started out healthy

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by nickieb85, May 05, 2010
LOL gotta love our attempts to be healthy! LOL!

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by k10road, May 05, 2010
Hahaha...these are still makin me laugh!

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by Caralea, May 05, 2010
These are really funny!!!

You girls are a hoot.. and I imagine over the next 8months there will be many more to add!

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by Antsmommy, May 05, 2010
When I was pregnant the first time I had horrible morning sickness and everytime I would throw up my eyes would swell. And finally I busted a bunch of blood veseles in my eyes making me look like I got lazy with my eyeliner.

Then when I finally got hungry I decided to eat Tortolini with red sauce and red jello for desert!!! OMG that was a huge mistake!!

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by mrspookie, May 05, 2010
I gotta quick one... U know ur pregnant when u have this excruciating stomach cramp and just when u think its a braxton hicks...u let out the biggest burp AND stink bomb ever! Then ur husband claps and says NICE!! SUCH A DELICATE FLOWER!!!

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by Ashelen, May 05, 2010
You know you're pregnant when you've been in the car for 2 hours on a trip to the in-laws for a family emergency...and your daughter has some of your FAVORITE food in the backseat (McDonalds fries mm) and you don't have any because you've already eaten yours...so when DH and BIL get out of the car at a rest stop...you sneak a few. she wasn't eating them anyway, okay? and you sneak a few more.....and then you put the few remaining ones back in the back before they return and inform DH that your daughter is hungry and needs to be fed so he should dig into the cooler next to him and find her something to eat. that mean daddy, not feeding her.

and if you're like me you know you're pregnant when you actually want an alcoholic drink. i do NOT drink, but for some reason...i have dreams about daquiris and margaritas when i'm pregnant. i always make "when i'm not pregnant we'll go out and get drinks" plans with my friends...and never go through with it.

you know you're pregnant when the dog whines to go outside and you look at her in disgust, "you think YOU have to pee? pfft."

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by k10road, May 05, 2010
LMAO!!!!! Ashelen, you have a way with words, woman!

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by mrspookie, May 05, 2010
U know ur pregnant when u have to roll to one side, prop up on ur arm, throw ur legs over the side THEN sit up and THEN scoot to the end of the bed just to get out of it.  All the while ur grunting and making weird noises and panting like a dog!

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by adgal, May 05, 2010
You know your pregnant when you begin to experience road rage!  No one would drive with me...lol.  Of course whenever I did drive anywhere I would park and forget where I left the car anyway.........

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by frank_noahsmommy, May 05, 2010
These are freakin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awwwe I can't wait to experience them again!

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by blueeyedtabbycat, May 06, 2010
Ok I didnt read all of theses so if I repeat sorry.
You know you pregnant when you get up to pee more times a night than your friend that just had a baby.
You know your pregnant when you have to pull, and push your belly out of the way to shave your vajayjay, lmao! Or go in blind folded after your belly is too big to be pushed around!
You know your pregnant when you try to put on a normal shirt and it doesnt fit but you wear it anyways and think it looks cuter because it shows off your bump:~P

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by blueeyedtabbycat, May 06, 2010
you know your pregnant when you keep POAS because you dont belive the first 10 tests you took, or the ultrasounds or the blood test, lol! I took a test every week for the first few months becuase I kept thinking it wasnt real, lol!

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by adgal, May 06, 2010
Ohhh Tabitha, me too.  I even took one at 6 months because I missed seeing that pretty pink line..lol.  I am pretty sure I have shares in FRER now.  I love peeing on a stick!!!!

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by flmagi, May 06, 2010
You know you're pregnant when you have the air conditioner set to full blast and everyone else is wearing winter coats.
*This, along with many others mentioned above can also be applied to menopause, just not as happy an event.

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by specialmom, May 06, 2010
ha ha flmagi.  I had my kids so late that I'm going straight from pregnancy complaints to menopausal complaints . . . and there are similarities I am sad to say.  

I knew I was pregnant when I could spend an hour just staring at my own belly.  I loved watching my babies move around.

I also knew I was pregnant when I would prefer to sleep with a pillow curled up next to me rather than my husband . . . I had one of those body pillows and I almost drew a face on it and gave it a name I got so attached to it.  I hope husband wasn't jealous . . .
You  know you are pregnant when you are willing to read a 300 page book with nothing in it but baby names.  

I knew I was pregnant when I would eat with such gusto that my husband would stand back and stare.  I was like a wild animal  after years dieting.  Finally the freedom to pig out!!!  (course I'm still working on losing all that baby weight and my baby just turned 5 . . .)

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by chinesebones, May 06, 2010
You know you're pregnant when you wake up furious at your husband for something he did... in your dream.  

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by k10road, May 06, 2010
Dangit!  I totally just peed my pants when I sneezed.  Ahhhhh...the joys!

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by adgal, May 06, 2010
Haha Chinesebones....I once dreamt that DH was cheating.  It was so real I woke up absolutely furious with him!!!!  All morning he was sooo confused....kept asking "but what did I do?"  Poor guy.  I knew it was a dream but it didn't stop the emotion of it from taking over.  He still doesn't understand why I was so mad over something I dreamt he did....lol.

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by April2, May 06, 2010
My daughter and I have been reading these and laughing! :)

adgal, when I was early in my pregnancy I had a dream that my dad came to my husband and offered him money if he'd leave me and HE CONSIDERED IT!!! I woke up and punched him. He was so confused, lol. I was yelling at him "I can't believe you would take money from my dad to leave me!"
Lol, I had forgotten about that till I saw this here! I guess pregancy hormones affect your dreams too!

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by blueeyedtabbycat, May 07, 2010
This just accured to me but , you know your pregnant when you are so used to having such a huge belly that when people point it out it takes you a minute to realize they are talking about you, lol. My last 2 babies were back to back and I swear it became so natrual for me to stand far from the sink when doing dishes or having a hot belly while cooking! I sometimes forgot I was even pregnant untill something pregnancy related came up. I was even outside running around playing tag with my kids the day before I gave birth ..................and I was HUGE!

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by shaybug88, Oct 16, 2014
I just want to know if a female cat can tell if your pregnant? Im scared to get the test it say positive and I have another M/C.

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by amiah_nabil, Sep 25, 2015
Someone please help me.. cuz i am completely confused.. i had 3 periods in 1 month.. last month to be in fac. And now this month i just spotted a week before i was supposed to start but my period never came. Help with answers please

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