May 27, 2010
Writing this now ready for tomorrow, just heard a hilarious thing over on Baby and Bump:
Arctic Baby: Make myself *** with a dildo to suck in those spermies. There ive said it . Anyone try this?
squat18_02: I've heard that more than once, that if we orgasm after our oh the contractions within the uterus can help move the sperm up thru the cervix and uterus. Or something like that!! I say give it a shot, it can't hurt!
my tip of the day LMAO =D
So I start to wake, and I get this bubbling feeling....I ignore it a little, starting to roll back over. And there it is. The urge to hurl. NEVER EVER EVER have I EVER had that feeling before, let alone barely before I've even woken up. I have never run to the bathroom so fast in my life!!! And of course, nothing...yet. My mouth was a swimming pool of saliva though, and I quickly realised I needed to pee simultaneously. How messed up is that. So I'm now curled up on the sofa....still feeling like I need to retch, but at least its not a sensation thats hurling me out of bed. HORRIBLE!!!
Maybe I ate too much chinese last night,,,,but NEVER in all the times I've overdone it (i sound like a fat pig now!) have I woken up feeling like that.
Most horrible feeling in the world. I'm now going to spend the rest of the morning curled up, as I have a strong sense the urge is going to hit again in about 20 minutes =-[
I'm going to have to put this down under nausea....doesnt even begin to describe it lol. more like torture. Was sooo comfy in bed!!!! =-[
OH and you guessed it, no temp again!! Had to have a drink and tell the OH who thought I was running away haha. I laid back down and got a temp of 36.3 as yet another ball park figure... *sigh*
11am - checked cervix..my god its SO low!! and everything around it feels very lumpy and bumpy!!! Very odd for me today! Still creamy, thought i'd be dry by now but this is my first month =-]