Sep 05, 2010
My mom kicked my dad out on my brother's birthday. (The 3rd of September.)
My mom told me through text. And when I got home from work, no one was home so I just went to bed. I woke up at 7ish and my dad was on my couch. My initial reaction was, "WTF..."
He finally woke up as I was eating cereal at the dining room table. He sat across from me and look at me wonderingly. I smiled and just said, "Mom kicked you out last night."
He was silent, so I said it again. "Mom kicked you out last night. Why are you here?"
Silence. "How did you get in the house? All the doors were locked. What, do you have a tunnel made just for the occasion? Leave."
He's ignorant. Just leave already.
I'm going to keep instigating.