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Jan 26, 2012 - 40 comments

You know you are pregnant when......

When you put the sugar in the fridge and the ice tea you jut mae in the cabitnet.....lol...oooo GOD!!!!!

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by Carly1306, Jan 26, 2012
You know you're pregnant when.....

You cannot speak English and jumble all your words and sentences up when trying to speak! Pretty embarrassing when you're talking to customers at work LOL

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by sisi2399, Jan 26, 2012
Lol!!!! I would love u hear you.... Lol

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by Hoping2BAMom, Jan 26, 2012
You know you're pregnant when.......

You go to the gas station to fill up your SUV only to realize you had already filled it up that morning.

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by sisi2399, Jan 26, 2012
Omg!! .....  Lol  ive done that too.  Havent really got to the pump but have entered the gas station.... Lol

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by mhv, Jan 26, 2012
You know your pregnant when you search the fridge over and over for the cream cheese to put on your bagel, and swear you must have thrown it away, and then your hubby says... hmmmm, it's sitting right here on the counter... and to this day, you do not remember even getting in the ridge to get it out!!!

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by hopeitworks, Jan 26, 2012
OMG I have done so many you know your pregnant when.. I need to think!!!! LOL But I love this!!!

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by krichar, Jan 26, 2012
Well I'm not pregnant anymore but this looks like fun (and FYI... It doesn't get better after,  not for years lol)
... You know you're pregnant when you are sobbing hysterically because you are crying for no reason and that only makes it worse, lol (crying because you're crying, classic pregnant move)

            ...or....

You know you're pregnant when you run to the bathroom everytime you have to sneeze or cough trying to make it to the toilet so you don't pee yourself... Lol!!

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by juana105, Jan 26, 2012
You know you are pregnant when...
your dh starts complaining that you stopped being lady-like (of course, heavy farting case;-))).

krichair: I started wearing panty liners after couple of accidents...;-)

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by butterflybabies, Jan 26, 2012
You know your pregnant when..

The effort it takes to get off the couch feels like an 8hr manual labor job!!

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by chrissymom, Jan 26, 2012
Lol these are all brilliant and most are familiar :P  Not pregnant anymore either but here is another one :)

you know you are pregnant when: suddenly the smell of everything might as well be a landfill :(

and you know when you are pregnant when your favourite treat....like CHOCOLATE!!! suddenly makes you feel violently sick when you try to eat it :(  

xx

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by Ashelen, Jan 26, 2012
When you open the front door and almost step out only to realize that you DID take your pajama bottoms off, but you did NOT put your pants on yet. Whoops.


And when you've watched the weather channel for far longer than necessary because the remote is WAY too far away to reach and getting up is not an option.

Or if your husband asking you the question "what do you want for dinner?" doesn't just irritate you, it makes you ANGRY!

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by adgal, Jan 26, 2012
I'm not pregnant right now either (boo), but...you know your pregnant when you put the groceries away in the just set up basinette (yep, did that once).  

Road rage is a daily and irrational occurance.  "How dare the darned light turn red, I'm in a hurry".  Or thinking about suing the sun because it's in your eyes and could cause an accident.  

Someone asks how your feeling and your immediate response is "32 weeks" or whatever the case may be.

Krichar is right..this doesn't go away any time soon.  I'm still claiming pregnancy brain and my ds just turned 2!  

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by FairyGirl15, Jan 26, 2012
You know when you're pregnant when you want to turn over on your other side while in bed and have to use your spouse/significant other as a handle for leverage.

Or when you sit on the floor to play with your older child you feel like you need a forklift to help you back up.

Or when you suddenly want to bake an extravagant dinner when you bearly cook to begin with.

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by juana105, Jan 26, 2012
lol :-))))) The comments are really helping with my Winter blues and blah feeling lol
You, Ladies, are the best!!!!

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by hansen20, Jan 26, 2012
lol. i almost did that too but the peanutbutter in the fridge and the jam in the cabnet hehe

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by mjmom69, Jan 26, 2012
It's been awhile but here goes:
You know you're pregnant when you start dreaming about loosing your baby... in the cabinets or dressers!
When you have to put your foot on the wall and streeeetttccchh to paint your toenails or tie your shoes!

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by heather727, Jan 26, 2012
You know you're pregnant when...

Just breathing air gives you heartburn.

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by amy8702, Jan 26, 2012
You know you're pregnant when you are looking like a crazy lady in the middle of the store trying to find your phone but you're actually talking on it.

Or, (did this a couple weeks ago) when you take your computer mouse to the mall instead of your cell phone.

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by sbumblebeeo, Jan 26, 2012
You know your're pregnant when... you have a complete meltdown b/c DH didn't swerve to miss that bunny trying to cross the road. Keep in mind it was a terrible snow storm on icy roads and he never even hit it.  :)  Hormones are great!

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by AnnieBrooke, Jan 26, 2012
You know you're pregnant when ...

you cut slits in the tops of your socks because they just won't go over your swollen legs any other way.

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by SeptemberBound, Jan 26, 2012
You know you're pregnant when.....You tell you DH you want to eat a certain thing, you want it, you want it, you want it!  DH brings it to you...you say take it aways it stinks!

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by agrell, Jan 26, 2012
Not pregnant anymore :( but

You know youre pregnant when...you get dress and walk out of the room and people are asking why you have two different shoes on XD

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by plumber43, Jan 26, 2012
You know your pregnant when:
         you are on your  cell with your husband and tell him to hold on in a panic and start freaking out that you can't find your cell phone...lol He laughed so hard!

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by Marietta2000, Jan 26, 2012
hahaha, so many good ones.....

You know you're pregnant when public toilets become your enemies & you gag from just entering them.



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by sisi2399, Jan 26, 2012
Lol..... Thanks ladies!!!! I love all of them.  Im super happy of being at 13 weeks today and hope this pregnancy continues as good for me and for all of us pregnant at this time.  Thanks again...... Yah made me laugh so much..... Specially the one about the computer mouse.  Lolsz!!!!

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by Shyladybaby27, Jan 26, 2012
just figure I would share aswell
You know your pregnant when you have 3 bottles of rubbing alcohol in your bathroom

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by Shyladybaby27, Jan 26, 2012
medhelp cut me off but its because you keep forgetting you bough one the last time you went to Wal-Mart

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by sisi2399, Jan 26, 2012
Lol..... Thanks ladies!!!! I love all of them.  Im super happy of being at 13 weeks today and hope this pregnancy continues as good for me and for all of us pregnant at this time.  Thanks again...... Yah made me laugh so much..... Specially the one about the computer mouse.  Lolsz!!!!

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by luvloveluv, Jan 26, 2012
you know you're pregnant when you're offered something by DH to eat, reject it, then yell at him for not sharing what he's eating with you

(LOL, DH had a great laugh from this! he looked at me like i was mental!!)

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by cnj76, Jan 26, 2012
You know your pregnant when:

you sneeze and pee a little..

you cough and poot! SO happened to me! I was so gassy my last pregnancy hahaha. Thankfully not too bad for this one yet.

your husband comes home from work and the first thing out of his mouth is wow, nice feeders! aka, boobs! LOL

you try to remember what color you painted your toenails months ago.

You start sticking cotton in your belly button to make it show through your shirt because yours acts like it's stuck halfway in and halfway out LOL

Shows like Maury, Steve Wilkos, Jerry Springer just make you SO MAD.

LOL



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by Shyladybaby27, Jan 26, 2012
@Cnj6 I cough and sneesed tonight
I cough and poot all the time
and PS I hate hate hate Talk shows like Jeremy Kyle now

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by snagglepuss1, Jan 27, 2012
You know your pregnant when:
Despite our brain saying grape juice in cup, milk n cereal...you do the exact opposite anyway and end up with fruity cereal!

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by Jennifer330, Jan 27, 2012
You know you're pregnant when.....you search and search for your deoderant and find it in the hallway coat closet! No idea how it got there! :)

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by hopeitworks, Jan 27, 2012
You know your pregnant when.. You have DB so stressed and crazy HE leaves the icecream in the fridge!!

You know your prenany when...You look at DB and say I told you 3x, and he says no you never told me, your response well I thought about telling you!

You knwo your pregnant when......You wake DB up in the middle of the night yelling at him to get off your side of the bed when really you are on his and he just wants it back

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by Carly1306, Jan 27, 2012
LOL @ your last one hopeitworks - I'm forever doing that anyway and I'm not even pregnant enough yet to need the space for my belly!!

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by a_waiting_butterfly81, Jan 27, 2012
You know you're pregnant when.... You're sitting at the table reading a magazine and you start smelling perfume and don't know where it's coming from so you ask dh if he sprayed something and he said no. So you continue to read your magazine and then you realize you're on the page where they advertise new perfumes lol.

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by Shyladybaby27, Jan 28, 2012
I actually did this one last night ;
You know your pregnant when you try to make a purchase with your health card @ Burger King

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by DellaKemp, Jan 28, 2012
Hahahaha. I'm not pregnant nor have I ever been pregnant, but this just made my day.

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by Ashelen, Jan 28, 2012
You know you're pregnant when you yell at your husband for farting, then let a loud one rip and when he glares at you, you say "baby made me do it."



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by peppypeep, Apr 12, 2012
I saw another post like this and it is hilarious. Here is the link:
http://community.babycenter.com/post/a28780993/you_know_youve_been_pregnant_for_too_long_when...?intcmp=stagepage_birthclub_textlink_post

You know you have been pregnant too long when you are wearing adult diapers for at least one month because you can't stand the thought of losing your water in public!



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