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Nov 19, 2008 - 2 comments



Thanksgiving Greeting



A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying
a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted
under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing,
I'll
break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you
gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his butt and let him
go!'

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!



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by Sandymac, Nov 20, 2008
That's cute... Have a happy one yourself !!!

Sandy

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by shielah, Jan 09, 2009
I have only just read this. It has me crying with laughter! Brilliant! Thanks.

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