Feb 18, 2008
greg came home this weekend. the first time i've seen him in about 3-3 1/2 weeks. so we have sex friday night. everything was fine. so last night. (sunday night) we have sex again. fun times....right? no. in the middle .....he starts FREAKING OUT!!! all i hear is OMG OMG OMG OMG.....i felt it!!! i felt the baby!!! OMG I POKED ONE OF OUR BABIES!!!! i couldn't help it....i started laughing. i look at him and i'm like...what??? he starts freaking out more. i kiss his forehead and tell him...you did NOT poke one of our babies. my cervix is closed. unless you have a penis of titanium you're not going to poke one of the babies. so he starts saying....omg they're going to come out saying PENIS!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! this just made me laugh harder. i tried explaining to him that the babies are not going to come out of the womb saying penis. he won't believe me. he truly believes he has mentally scarred the babies if not blinded them because we had sex............men.